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post #31 of 90 (permalink) Old 04-20-2015, 04:02 PM Thread Starter
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Spotted again:
"I just scheduled my STD appointment and started balling while talking to the scheduler."
Serious ethics violation here.

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Not wanting to start a new thread but I got to thinking about thread titles.
todays was easily misinterpreted. "Scent drives mother's off" I thought Mother in law repellent.
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Do you Hoover around her at home? Do you have "guy" hobbies?

Yes Hoovering is not a "guy" Hobby. Do the hoovering when she is in the other room so the noise doesn't interrupt her Game of Thrones episode.

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It's Friday and the trolls are out. It's depressing. I need something lighter. The other day I saw what I thought was a misapplied cliche. The poster was advised to cut bait or leave. I looked it up to see how this might fit and there was an alternative meaning to cut loose your bait and quit fishing which sort of fit. Any way It reminded me of a joke, and since there is nothing better to do today and I't's my thread anyway . . . .

A game warden got a tip that a certain fisherman was using explosives to harvest fish. (yes this does work) He decided to investigate by inviting himself along on a fishing trip with the suspect. Soon they were out on the lake and the fish weren't biting. The suspect reached into his box and pulled out a short stick of dynamite, attached a fuse and threw it into the lake. after the explosion several shocked fish floated to the surface. The fisherman quickly started netting them. This rather shocked the game warden and he started telling the fisherman how illegal and dangerous this practice was. The fisherman calmly reached into his box, got more dynamite affixed fuse and lit it. The warden was not to be cowed and continued his lecture. The fisherman handed the warden the lit dynamite. The warden continued lecturing. Finally the fisherman said "are you going to keep talking, or fish?"

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Lol,I remember that joke well Mr. Nail!

I see some get tail and tale mixed up on here.

I remember going down to the fishing wharves in Richibucto,NB during the lobster run. There was a sign that said,'Lobster tails-50 cents' Well I said,give me one! Then came the reply,"Once there was a little lobster...."

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Never ever trust auto correct:

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Can you discretely pee over his shoulder and see if you can watch him unlock it?
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I'm pretty sure he is going to notice.
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One of my favorites I've seen hear (sic) several times...

"A tough ROAD to hoe"...

How do you hoe a road? It's "row", folks.

Also, just stumbled on this one on another forum... "She can't cut the MUSTARD."

Huh?

How about "muster"...?


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I'm pretty sure he is going to notice.
D'oh!!

You never know - He may be into that sort of thing
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My story: After a night on the town with him, wife exchanged inappropriate texts with her former boss.

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So When I search new posts frequently one thread title seems to answer the one above it. Of courde it is totally random and gone the next instant but here are some fun ones.

Sexless marriage, Advice needed.
Show me a Man . . .

Whips and Chains
Small things that ruin the moment?

Do you truly like giving Oral?
How did you inform your acquaintances?
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Lol,I remember that joke well Mr. Nail!

I see some get tail and tale mixed up on here.

I remember going down to the fishing wharves in Richibucto,NB during the lobster run. There was a sign that said,'Lobster tails-50 cents' Well I said,give me one! Then came the reply,"Once there was a little lobster...."
If you've got $.50, you can sit a spell and I'll tell you a tall tale about tail.


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So When I search new posts frequently one thread title seems to answer the one above it. Of courde it is totally random and gone the next instant but here are some fun ones.

Sexless marriage, Advice needed.
Show me a Man . . .

Whips and Chains
Small things that ruin the moment?

Do you truly like giving Oral?
How did you inform your acquaintances?
The New Banned Members Thread
"So, you tried to make a bomb?"
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No no no! I told you already, it's a clock!

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Before and after

Open marriages that work.
Is this insane or is it just me?
Stiletto shoes out on the soccer field?
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He said, she said.

Domestic Abuse.
Made the mistake of looking at OW's facebook page.

Found note from OM
I'm obsessed with having mfm threesome.
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One thing I've been seeing less of is folks talking about how this or that person is a "looser".
Looser? Do you mean this lady:

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