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post #46 of 90 (permalink) Old 10-13-2015, 05:49 AM
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Larry, I've even seen that one in NY Times best sellers. Bad editing.


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Dark humor **warning**

I guess I'm in a mood the last 2 weeks. I'm thinking the heck with gaslighting, according to TAM women I can get rid of Mrs. Nail by doing some fairly common and easy things.

Fart.
Leave Toilet seat up.
Leave panties in bed.
Open letters with pocket knife.

I'm sure there are more things that someone has said "if my husband did that the relationship would be over". Help me out here.
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Bass turds, bass turds and other fish sh!ts, all of you. Do you people have any idea the fits this thread with all your witty puns and puny wits has caused my dyslexia?
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That's the American Dyslexia Foundation.

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Dark humor **warning**

I guess I'm in a mood the last 2 weeks. I'm thinking the heck with gaslighting, according to TAM women I can get rid of Mrs. Nail by doing some fairly common and easy things.

Fart.
Leave Toilet seat up.
Leave panties in bed.
Open letters with pocket knife.

I'm sure there are more things that someone has said "if my husband did that the relationship would be over". Help me out here.
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My husband does 3 out of 4 of those things and I haven't left yet. I must be a glutton for punishment.
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My husband does 3 out of 4 of those things and I haven't left yet. I must be a glutton for punishment.
this guy did....
Breaking Barriers...
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So your husband doesn't carry a pocket knife? You must just have the patience of a saint.
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...My .02 cents.
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I don't get out as much as I used to. Do some people still say 'excaped' and 'skellingtons'?
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I had to cheat to get this pairing but it is too good to pass up:

What has been your biggest fashion mistake?

Short Skirt, Long Stairs?
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is that not honesty?
Or is it best kept quite?
Quiet !

This one is actually driving me nuts. Stops me in my tracks every time. It's frequent enough to make me wonder if it is an auto correct thing.

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I'll admit it, I'm a bit of a grammar Nazi. I was a school district spelling bee champ. I think my biggest peeve is "your vs. you're", but I've learned to let it go...

My wife used to read the dictionary as a teenager. Scrabble is our favorite board game and she is a formidable foe...I never take her for granite. *grin*
In 6th grade, I was hit by a teacher for insisting that "where" and "wear" are not homonyms.

I don't think it scared me for life.

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I love typos, especially when you are talking about relationships.

Spotted this one today. " dong date nights"
Or how about "pubic concealed carry"?

(I see @larry.gray has already mentioned that situation, but not in the same context)

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One of my favorites I've seen hear (sic) several times...

"A tough ROAD to hoe"...

How do you hoe a road? It's "row", folks.

Also, just stumbled on this one on another forum... "She can't cut the MUSTARD."

Huh?

How about "muster"...?


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I'm pretty sure "can't cut the mustard" is actually correct, although it may be derived from "cut the muster":

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cut_the_mustard

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Quiet !

This one is actually driving me nuts. Stops me in my tracks every time. It's frequent enough to make me wonder if it is an auto correct thing.
That one gets me too. They can't quite be quiet, and I might quit.

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Or how about "pubic concealed carry"?
Gives a whole new meaning to "Going off half c**ked" credit to Tom Clancy - patriot games
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