Re: Jokes related to marriage
Brian works hard at the Mobile Phone Company. He spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local Strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Brian! How are you doing?". His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Brian.“He's in my bowling league”
When they are seated, a waitress asks Brian if he'd like his usual and brings over a Guinness. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Guinness ?"
"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Guinness at the end of the 1st nine, darling."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Brian, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Brian. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Brian's wife, is now furious, she grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Brian follows and spots her getting into a taxi. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Brian now tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four-letter word in the book..
The taxi driver turns around and says,'Blimey Brian, you picked up a real b*tch this time fella.'