Re: Jokes related to marriage
Wife: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
W: "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?"
H: "What's the price?"
W: "Only $1,500.00."
H: "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."
W: "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2016 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price...and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."
H: "What price did he quote you?"
W: "Only $60,000..."
H: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
W: "Great! But before we hang up, something else..."
W: "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and, well, I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. Remember? It's the one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property. They've lowered the price."
H: "How much are they asking for it now?"
W: "Only $450,000! That's a great price... and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover it."
H: "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000 and not a penny more, okay?"
W: "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later! I love you!"
H: "Bye...I love you too..."
The man hangs up then holds the phone aloft. "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"