How will you handle the zombie apocalypse?

allisterfiend · 01-06-2012, 10:52 AM

we will never make it to the zombie appocolypse. were ALL gonna be dead by December 22. Too bad too. I have so much ammo stored that if my house caught fire.....? RUN. And I mean RUN!!

Yardman · 01-06-2012, 02:56 PM

I'd call Dr. Who

Leahdorus · 01-06-2012, 03:04 PM

I plan to take this class:
Zombie First Responder in Portland, Oregon

The guys at Trackers are great, and I have no doubt that the class will be hysterically fun AND highly useful.

Almostrecovered · 01-06-2012, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Angel5112

I would get the best possible zombie halloween costume & make-up, and just put it on everytime I needed to leave the house....because zombies don't eat other zombies.

youll have to cover yourself in zombie guts to hide the nondead smell

Yardman · 01-07-2012, 04:30 PM

Call the CDC...

There’s a government agency out there that has the tag line at the top of their website that reads, “Your Online Source for Credible Health Information”. Really? No I’m serious, Really?

The Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) on May 16th posted and article on their blog, “Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse”. This article lays out all the ‘Facts’ on getting ready for the Zombie Apocalypse, because lets face it, when it comes to a disaster like this it isn’t question of ‘IF’ it’s only a question of ‘WHEN’.

Zombie Apocalypse…Has a Government Agency Gone Too Far?

that_girl · 01-07-2012, 04:31 PM

THIS IS FREAKING ME OUT.

lol.

I don't know why I come in here.

Yardman · 01-07-2012, 04:39 PM

My bad.. LM already posted about the CDC...

the guy · 01-07-2012, 05:14 PM

Learn to become a zombie whisperer.

Then train them to be my slaves.

The bottom line here would be to learn as much as I could about them and take control of them and become the zombie king...ruler of the zombies.

Therealbrighteyes · 01-07-2012, 05:22 PM

Nerf weapons....it worked at Rice University.

joe kidd · 01-07-2012, 05:30 PM

I have a detailed plan. Just have to get the family to drill more.

SockPuppet · 01-07-2012, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Confused_and_bitter

No zombies can't swim... Great idea on the marble paintball gun! Never thought my paintball gun could have the possibility of becoming a weapon against a zombie. And yes you do run into the possibility of getting shot by guards.
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I figure if a paintball gun can shoot a marble mostly through a car windshield, its gonna go threough zombie face!!!

Hijack a boat, sit in the middle of a lake until after winter... hope they all froze/starved to death.

That is assuming zombies can starve to death

heartsbeating · 01-11-2012, 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Yardman

I'd call Dr. Who

Genius!

JustaJerk · 01-12-2012, 06:33 PM

Here you go-

World War Z coming soon.

jane21 · 01-13-2012, 11:53 AM

Can these zombies starve to death? If they were in a lake/ocean/pond would they chill at the bottom or would they float?If they can only die by brain destruction, then they can survive in water, right? And do these zombies learn and figure things out?
I think that getting on a boat would be a good idea but I would eventually run out of supplies and be stuck in the water. I also don't think I would make it to the nearest lake with only 20 shells and no gas.

jane21 · 01-13-2012, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by joe kidd

I live 1/2 mi from a National Guard armory.
1. I would grab my neighbor's chainsaw.
2. Get the family to the car using said chainsaw.
3. Make it to armory to rearm.
4. Make my way to an ocean to steal a cruise ship and set sail!
5. Has to be a cruise ship because there has to be at least a 5yr supply of liquor for me.

1.You've got all year, you'd better get your own chainsaw because your neighbor is gonna want it for themself.
2.The rules say you're out of gas.
3.What if the armory is locked and barricaded?
4.The cruise ship needs fuel and I don't think it has sails and is also overrun buy fat tourist zombies.
5.I like booze.