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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 02-15-2017, 08:39 AM Thread Starter
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A new competition of sorts. Mangled quotes

All you do is you take a favourite quote from a play, or a poem or a speech and then paste it into a language translator (I use Google Translate) and then translate and retranslate it through however many different languages you want to try until you translate it back into your original language:-

This (Shakespeare's famous "To Be, or not to Be?"

“To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action.--Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember'd!”


became this:-

"To be or not to worry:
Tis a noble heart
finances
Or weapon against the problem of the sea,
And they expire? sleeping;
typing; slept through
Naturally thousand mourning
physical design, use JS
commitment Wish'd. accommodation;
Sleep: You may need to dream for you: I will not rub:
port death
If you combine this death,
This should give us thinking: Respect
This allows the destruction of life is too long;
Who would be sudden weather and contempt
The only bad arrogant tyrants
pain ignores law of love, which
The officer also decreased
the relative merits of patience unworthy
When he saw Quietus
Calvo Bodkin? That burden,
Grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But the fear of death;
Saturday undiscovered country
No messages slowly
And how badly it needs to be
Like flying, do not know?
Thus conscience makes cowards of all;
Aqueous solution of color
Mellor lying disease and the idea is to develop,
and the existing core business
Thus, the line is bad,
And lose the name of action .-- Soft Now!
The exhibition Ofelia! Representatives of prayers
If all my sins remembered!

Go on! Give it a try!



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Re: A new competition of sorts. Mangled quotes

Pffft! We have SunCMars.
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Quote:
We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.
Becomes:
"We are fighting to protect the mountain path and we have to fight in this field, fight, land on the island."


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Let The Bodies Hit The Floor

We will try to beat
Lou:
Why not (for what?)
I can not.
Here, here, here

I have something wrong with me
I and 2,
What's wrong with my personal?
It 's good for me to go

Currently the first generation
Two materials
Is something that is there now
We are trying to beat ground

Me again
It's at the end
Here, here, here

I have something wrong with me
I and 2,
What's wrong with my personal?
It 's good for me to go

Currently the first generation
Two materials
Is something that is there now
body fell to the ground

style
Blood and bone
It all
However, this is not only
good and you
And now, see
Moving hate
He was in panic
body fell to the ground

I have something wrong with me
I and 2,
What's wrong with my personal?
It 's good for me to go

Currently the first generation
Two materials
Is something that is there now
We are trying to beat ground

963/5000
Try to put on the floor
Lou:
Why not (why?)
I can not do much.
Here, here, here I am playing now

I have nothing wrong with me
I and 2 & M
With my personal due
It's not going well

Play now for the first generation
There are two downloaded
There is something that is Play now
Try to put on the floor

Again, me
Death is the end
Here, here, here I am playing now

I have nothing wrong with me
I and 2 & M
With my personal due
It's not going well

Play now for the first generation
There are two downloaded
There is something that is 3 Play now
On the ground fell

Quiet
Blood and bone
It's all on your own
But it is not
Who
And nun, see
Movement hate
E War panic
fell to the ground body

I have nothing wrong with me
I and 2 & M
With my personal due
It's not going well

Play now for the first generation
There are two downloaded
There is something that is Play now
Try to put on the floor


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