[that_girl]

Huh?

[nice777guy]

Originally Posted by lovesherman

My husband cheated on me because I weigh too much and I refused to suck his d!ck.

Is this a fitness test?

Was he an elf?

[Therealbrighteyes]

Anybody want to talk about a ship in Italy? Dude didn't hit a moving iceberg....he hit an island!

[that_girl]

Originally Posted by nice777guy

Was he an elf?

[Cherry]

Originally Posted by aug

I have to get this thread off-topic and locked.

17 pages, too lazy to read. what's the prize?

hmmm, maybe you shouldnt answer.

First it was a kiss from almostrecovered
Then it was a gift card, some kind of cell phone and stalking outside your home from almostrecovered
Then it was a date with heartsbeating's mom

Did I miss a prize? Anywho, I don't think almost is being honest, really, I don't think there is a prize.... I know I've been duped... I have been loyal since day one and I get nothing to show for this...

[lovesherman]

I'm going to take a different approach--suck up to AR.

I think he is the most erect poster on this forum.

So do I win now?

[nice777guy]

Does it make me gay if I'm attracted to myself? Started in grade school - I couldn't keep my hands off me.

[that_girl]

I thought he was flacid?

[Therealbrighteyes]

Originally Posted by nice777guy

Was he an elf?

No, he's a former Mr. Universe who makes a half million dollars, does everything for his wife including back massges with no agenda, flowers just because, and nights out where he only has eyes for his woman, child rearing, cooking and cleaning. She in turn is 300 lbs, sits around all day, has hair growing out of 31 moles, beats his ass the moment he comes home and refuses sex of any kind.

[Cherry]

Originally Posted by Therealbrighteyes

Anybody want to talk about a ship in Italy? Dude didn't hit a moving iceberg....he hit an island!

And on Sunday, Costa Cruises said in a statement there may have been "significant human error" on Schettino's part.

It's sad due to the loss of lives, but geez... That's crazy.

[lovesherman]

He was, but then we all desired him so much that things changed down there.

[2nd_t!me iz_best]

Originally Posted by Therealbrighteyes

Hey, with all this Golden Globe chatter....we will drive away all the guys but our resident gay, Nice Guy.

anybody like fishing?
if so what do you fish for?
no kind like a good day of bass fishing

[Cherry]

Originally Posted by that_girl

I thought he was flacid?

CandiGirl claims that, but then again she may have not been doing it for him, who knows

[nice777guy]

Originally Posted by Therealbrighteyes

No, he's a former Mr. Universe who makes a half million dollars, does everything for his wife including back massges with no agenda, flowers just because, and nights out where he only has eyes for his woman, child rearing, cooking and cleaning. She in turn is 300 lbs, sits around all day, has hair growing out of 31 moles, beats his ass the moment he comes home and refuses sex of any kind.

[Therealbrighteyes]

Originally Posted by 2nd_t!me iz_best

anybody like fishing?
if so what do you fish for?
no kind like a good day of bass fishing

Stop it with fishing....you'll bring the straights back!

Ahem, let's move on to Prada shoes and Chanel lipstick shall we?