[that_girl]

Originally Posted by Therealbrighteyes

Why does your avatar look like a vagina to me?

OMG I thought the SAME thing.

[nice777guy]

Was wondering about the avi too!

Overshare? I was pretty darn proud!!! One of the greatest moments of my life!!!

Lol!!!
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[that_girl]

Originally Posted by nice777guy

Was wondering about the avi too!

Overshare? I was pretty darn proud!!! One of the greatest moments of my life!!!

Lol!!!
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How...awkward.

"Dad, what was one of the greatest moments of your life?"

"Well, kiddo...."

[2nd_t!me iz_best]

Originally Posted by Therealbrighteyes

Why does your avatar look like a vagina to me?

because it is

[that_girl]

Well,, it is fishy....

[2nd_t!me iz_best]

Originally Posted by that_girl

Well,, it is fishy....

[Therealbrighteyes]

Originally Posted by that_girl

Well,, it is fishy....

Gross!

My husband once told me that he shot his stuff 13 feet when he was 14 years old. Literally measured it and bragged to his friends.
What the HELL is wrong with men?!
He acted all proud and I recoiled. He had a look on his face like "What?" Idiot.

[2nd_t!me iz_best]

Originally Posted by Therealbrighteyes

Gross!

My husband once told me that he shot his stuff 13 feet when he was 14 years old. Literally measured it and bragged to his friends.
What the HELL is wrong with men?!
He acted all proud and I recoiled. He had a look on his face like "What?" Idiot.

hr should have called in the guiness book of records for an official measurement.

[Therealbrighteyes]

Originally Posted by that_girl

How...awkward.

"Dad, what was one of the greatest moments of your life?"

"Well, kiddo...."

Exactly. I cured cancer? No. I helped impoverished children in Africa? No. I helped the blind see? No. I won the Nobel Prize? No.......I shot cum in to my own eye. WINNER.

[that_girl]

I can spit pretty far...but with my mouth. Not my vag.

[Therealbrighteyes]

Originally Posted by 2nd_t!me iz_best

hr should have called in the guiness book of records for an official measurement.

Don't know if it's true and frankly don't care. Why measure and why brag? Dear Jesus.

[FirstYearDown]

Originally Posted by Therealbrighteyes

Yup. I can remember countless Christmas's as a teen suntanning in the back yard in a bikini. Santa Ana winds.

Do you California girls mind?

You're talking about suntanning in the winter around a Canadian, eh?

I rarely go oot these days; too much snow on the ground.

I hate you guys!

[2nd_t!me iz_best]

Originally Posted by Therealbrighteyes

Don't know if it's true and frankly don't care. Why measure and why brag? Dear Jesus.

because its MAAAAAAAAANLY!

[Therealbrighteyes]

Originally Posted by that_girl

I can spit pretty far...but with my mouth. Not my vag.

I will now refer to you as Llama girl.

BTW, my kids would have loved you as a school teacher. They just would have. My youngest had a 4th grade teacher who was in roller derby, witty and funny like you. Her roller derby name was Taudry Hepburn. So awesome.

[Therealbrighteyes]

Originally Posted by FirstYearDown

Do you California girls mind?

You're talking about suntanning in the winter around a Canadian, eh?

I rarely go oot these days; too much snow on the ground.

I hate you guys!

I'm wearing tank top right now and yoga pants, no socks. The ceiling fan is on and I feel a tad warm. Bwahahaaha.
Okay, seriously....Houston SUCKS in the summer time. Bugs so big you could saddle them up and ride them and they dive bomb you. It's disgusting. Plus, you have to shower three times a day.

P.S. I was born and raised in Cali but due to job transfer was moved out here to Texas. It sucks.