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FirstYearDown · 01-24-2012, 09:34 AM

You can ask all the questions you like, everyone. I don't mind.

I even told my prudish mother about it. She actually laughed!

It was a very interesting job. I must say that I had no respect for the men I spoke to. Why use your credit card to have pretend sex?

Therealbrighteyes · 01-24-2012, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by FirstYearDown

You can ask all the questions you like, everyone. I don't mind.

I even told my prudish mother about it. She actually laughed!

It was a very interesting job. I must say that I had no respect for the men I spoke to. Why use your credit card to have pretend sex?

Same reason a man pays for sex or pays for a stripper to pretend to like him.....inept and unable to get someone to do it for free. Also probably reaks of onions and Aqua Velva.

nice777guy · 01-24-2012, 10:07 AM

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Same reason a man pays for sex or pays for a stripper to pretend to like him.....inept and unable to get someone to do it for free. Also probably reaks of onions and Aqua Velva.

I could see some benefits to a phone sex service:

1) Its a sure thing - you get what you pay for
2) No pressure to "perform" or please someone else - all about you (me!)
3) No risk of disease

And I'm assuming if AR wins, it would be that_girl's duty...

nice777guy · 01-24-2012, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by FirstYearDown

You can ask all the questions you like, everyone. I don't mind.

I even told my prudish mother about it. She actually laughed!

It was a very interesting job. I must say that I had no respect for the men I spoke to. Why use your credit card to have pretend sex?

What's your number?!?!?

FirstYearDown · 01-24-2012, 10:14 AM

Are you trying to start an EA?

The men never called me directly.

sigma1299 · 01-24-2012, 10:18 AM

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Awe, come on! Have you seen NG? He's what you would call "man pretty".

That don't fly in the Alabama porn industry

"man pretty" geesh!!

Cherry · 01-24-2012, 10:22 AM

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That don't fly in the Alabama porn industry

"man pretty" geesh!!

Really? They have standards there? I imagine pretty men would be an improvement...

nice777guy · 01-24-2012, 10:24 AM

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Really? They have standards there? I imagine pretty men would be an improvement...

I have all my teeth!

sigma1299 · 01-24-2012, 10:25 AM

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I have all my teeth!

Your way over qualified...

nice777guy · 01-24-2012, 10:27 AM

Wait - Sigma's a guy - AR stated Me OR that_girl!!!

sigma1299 · 01-24-2012, 10:35 AM

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Wait - Sigma's a guy - AR stated Me OR that_girl!!!

HOLY SH!T - IS THAT WHAT THIS THING IS?!?!?!

I've been so confused all these years

Cherry · 01-24-2012, 10:37 AM

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I have all my teeth!

yeah, that won't work for the fluffer position, sorry.

nice777guy · 01-24-2012, 10:38 AM

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Same reason a man pays for sex or pays for a stripper to pretend to like him.....inept and unable to get someone to do it for free. Also probably reaks of onions and Aqua Velva.

What's wrong with Aqua Velva? The strippers love it!

Therealbrighteyes · 01-24-2012, 11:02 AM

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That don't fly in the Alabama porn industry

"man pretty" geesh!!

He's a lumberjack who likes to press wild flowers. Better?

Therealbrighteyes · 01-24-2012, 11:04 AM

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What's wrong with Aqua Velva? The strippers love it!

Yes, yes. They also love your sparkly personality. The $20's have nothing to do with it.