Last person to post in this thread wins a prize!!

Therealbrighteyes · 01-25-2012, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by nice777guy

Living in the jungle and climbing trees would be COOL!

Simmer down Tarzan. Remember how man pretty you are? One wrong turn and a tribe of Pygmys has you twirling on a spit.

sigma1299 · 01-25-2012, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Therealbrighteyes

Never understood why going down on ones self would be cool. Guys are weird and wishing they were morphed back in to primates apparently.

Back to talking about the Alabama porn industry I see...

2nd_t!me iz_best · 01-25-2012, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Therealbrighteyes

Never understood why going down on ones self would be cool.

well, for one, if he wanted the bj to end in a swallow...

Twofaces · 01-25-2012, 08:11 PM

I am last. I win. For the most incredible, unbelieveable story ever. And im not even a troll like that sex weirdo cali guy

Inwin. Hands down. I want my prize
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LovesHerMan · 01-25-2012, 08:18 PM

Of course you realize that the current prize is a stained teddy bear, right?

2nd_t!me iz_best · 01-25-2012, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by lovesherman

Of course you realize that the current prize is a stained teddy bear, right?

Twofaces · 01-25-2012, 08:21 PM

Ah geez. No didnt know that. But if its stained with vodka i will take it, maybe i can get high off the fumes since i dont do alcohol
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2nd_t!me iz_best · 01-25-2012, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Twofaces

Ah geez. No didnt know that. But if its stained with vodka i will take it, maybe i can get high off the fumes since i dont do alcohol
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no,
it is a 'fluffer' teddy bear complete with plush pocket mouth.

sigma1299 · 01-25-2012, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by 2nd_t!me iz_best

no,
it is a 'fluffer' teddy bear complete with plush pocket mouth.

That just made me laugh so hard I spit my drink all over my iPhone.
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2nd_t!me iz_best · 01-25-2012, 09:15 PM

thats ok...
iphones are crap any ways

FirstYearDown · 01-25-2012, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by nice777guy

Would you tell them when time was winding down?

"Alright - wrap it up - 2 minutes left"!!!!
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You slay me.

The fools were actually pretty quick; most of them *ahem* cashed out early if you catch my drift.

There was one man who loved hour long calls. He wanted to pretend that he was talking to a wife; none of the other girls would take his calls because he was long winded, petulant and annoying.

Lauren used him as her cash cow. Mr.Whiny's neediness bought a lot of clothes.

The funniest call was a phone "threesome." Yeah, you read that right. Two girls pretending to screw one guy on the phone.

Jackass. We burst into laughter after he hung up.

This is a novel waiting to happen.

nice777guy · 01-25-2012, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by FirstYearDown

You slay me.

The fools were actually pretty quick; most of them *ahem* cashed out early if you catch my drift.

There was one man who loved hour long calls. He wanted to pretend that he was talking to a wife; none of the other girls would take his calls because he was long winded, petulant and annoying.

Lauren used him as her cash cow. Mr.Whiny's neediness bought a lot of clothes.

The funniest call was a phone "threesome." Yeah, you read that right. Two girls pretending to screw one guy on the phone.

Jackass. We burst into laughter after he hung up.

This is a novel waiting to happen.

Poor guy!!!

Did anyone ever just want to talk?

And I'm sorry - but ManLaw requires that I ask - were you EVER turned on AT ALL???
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