[sigma1299]

Originally Posted by Accipiter777

anyone who posts after me is a rotton egg.....

I'm rubber and you're glue. Whatever you say bounces of me and sticks on you. Naner Naner. )

[FirstYearDown]

Ahh, grade two.

[Accipiter777]

Originally Posted by sigma1299

I'm rubber and you're glue. Whatever you say bounces of me and sticks on you. Naner Naner. )

I'm tellin!!!!!!!!!


<EDIT>

Ya' know what . . . if you guys are gonna be mean to me, I'm just gonna collect my toys and go home :P

LOL

[Gratitude]

Seeing as this thread you can post anything, I'm going to post some funny emails I get.

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST
COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE
RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,
AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is, until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty, and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

Who said romance was dead?

[Accipiter777]

Number 3 made me LMAO.

[Gratitude]

** Adult Truths ***

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighbourhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kinda tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Prouds Jewellers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with alcohol than pride.

17. I wish Google Maps had a "Scary Area" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever..

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

[Accipiter777]

1 and 4 are lmFao

[Gratitude]

Originally Posted by Accipiter777

1 and 4 are lmFao

Lol

[Hope1964]

Originally Posted by Gratitude

** Adult Truths ***

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

[that_girl]

Dude.

I need a drink and it's only 8:48am

[2nd_t!me iz_best]

Originally Posted by that_girl

Dude.

I need a drink and it's only 8:48am

oh he11, go ahead, its almost 11 here

[Gratitude]

I'm winning again! turtle

[sigma1299]

I had turtle soup this past Saturday night - yummy!!!

[2nd_t!me iz_best]

wish one of you would come and get all these turtle out of my fishing pond. :/

[lovehimsomuch]

ok i'll play. fun tread!!