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Old 05-05-2012, 10:54 PM   #151 (permalink)
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Took my frustration out on a sheep earlier - feeling much better now...
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Would you rather...

Debate Galt about Jews, or Aristotle about appropriate sexual fantasies?
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Old 05-07-2012, 08:52 AM   #153 (permalink)
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she was probably on her period
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Old 05-07-2012, 09:22 AM   #154 (permalink)
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Maybe she was sexting online for a few months... getting all hot and bothered, and thats why she was jumping your bones for awhile.
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Old 05-08-2012, 06:55 AM   #155 (permalink)
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Sorry, but it is really hard to get into the mood for a proper somber reply when the mispelling of the title and your user name is so comically inspiring.
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Old 05-08-2012, 07:16 AM   #156 (permalink)
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Ever read through these and wonder how many were written about you?

No?

Yeah - me neither...
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since you like to post in every thread that cheaters are going to hell, I wonder if your inappropriate relationship is sending you to heck?
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Many men would be willing to raise a child of another man. Very rare is the man who is willing to raise a child of an affair. Most just want to kill you for what you did. If you're still alive after being caught, be grateful and move on.
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Leave her husband alone!!!
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way to make what is apparently 'great sex' sound unbelievably clinical and boring
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so your wife had a few partners by the time she was 26? Don't come to england, we're all well into double figures by then
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Which one of you is the damsel? That could be part of her apprehension...

Just thought I'd ask!
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two f*cking hours???????????????????????????????????????
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Old 05-22-2012, 08:19 AM   #164 (permalink)
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I know your post is about your cheating but I really think you just want to brag that you have a Viper
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