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08-30-2012, 01:32 PM
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Re: innappropriate jokes you just couldn't put in the original thread Quote:
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ScarletBegonias ^ i got the biggest kick out of that.
Sorry, I just could NOT control myself with that one!
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08-30-2012, 01:47 PM
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Re: innappropriate jokes you just couldn't put in the original thread
Scabs......the new French tickler.
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08-30-2012, 01:48 PM
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Re: innappropriate jokes you just couldn't put in the original thread
Penis Scabs from oral sex??? Holy Crap!
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08-30-2012, 01:51 PM
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Re: innappropriate jokes you just couldn't put in the original thread Quote:
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Amplexor Penis Scabs from oral sex??? Holy Crap!
Maybe he's on the down low with this guy?
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08-30-2012, 01:52 PM
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Re: innappropriate jokes you just couldn't put in the original thread
threw up in my mouth a little bit
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08-30-2012, 01:53 PM
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Re: innappropriate jokes you just couldn't put in the original thread Quote:
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WorkingOnMe I'll risk it.
Spoken like a true man!
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08-30-2012, 02:01 PM
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Re: innappropriate jokes you just couldn't put in the original thread Quote:
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ScarletBegonias threw up in my mouth a little bit
Yeah, that smothered beef burrito I had for lunch isn't quite as appetizing now.
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08-30-2012, 02:05 PM
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Re: innappropriate jokes you just couldn't put in the original thread
if you don't want to hear divorce as advice then perhaps we can advise you on maximizing your chances of getting away with murder
08-30-2012, 02:11 PM
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Re: innappropriate jokes you just couldn't put in the original thread
well i would check to see if his hands have them as well (scabs) holy cr@p
08-30-2012, 02:36 PM
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Re: innappropriate jokes you just couldn't put in the original thread
Newcomer "Fat Conversation" debuts strongly with proper grammar!
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08-30-2012, 02:44 PM
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Re: innappropriate jokes you just couldn't put in the original thread
it's too sad to see what some people do to themselves.i can't even think of a funny for it
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08-30-2012, 02:49 PM
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Re: innappropriate jokes you just couldn't put in the original thread
Probably for larry.gray's "Now I need a inappropriate jokes you couldn't put in the inappropriate jokes thread"
I'd hit it.
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08-30-2012, 02:56 PM
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I'm sorry, between giggling at you calling your kid a "wee one" constantly, and the epic length of your post, I'm afraid I lost my concentration.
Wake me when you get to the point of your post.
08-30-2012, 03:27 PM
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It's it just me, or did you not say not too many months ago that you were 24, a virgin, and had never been in a serious relationship....
Good to see you spending SOOO much time in CWI giving advice!
08-30-2012, 03:30 PM
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Re: innappropriate jokes you just couldn't put in the original thread Quote:
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humanbecoming It's it just me, or did you not say not too many months ago that you were 24, a virgin, and had never been in a serious relationship....
Good to see you spending SOOO much time in CWI giving advice!
I'm sorry. I'll stop.
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