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Old 08-30-2012, 01:32 PM   #1726 (permalink)
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^ i got the biggest kick out of that.
Sorry, I just could NOT control myself with that one!
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Old 08-30-2012, 01:47 PM   #1727 (permalink)
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Scabs......the new French tickler.
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Old 08-30-2012, 01:48 PM   #1728 (permalink)
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Penis Scabs from oral sex??? Holy Crap!

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Old 08-30-2012, 01:51 PM   #1729 (permalink)
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Penis Scabs from oral sex??? Holy Crap!

Maybe he's on the down low with this guy?
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threw up in my mouth a little bit
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I'll risk it.
Spoken like a true man!
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threw up in my mouth a little bit
Yeah, that smothered beef burrito I had for lunch isn't quite as appetizing now.
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if you don't want to hear divorce as advice then perhaps we can advise you on maximizing your chances of getting away with murder
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well i would check to see if his hands have them as well (scabs) holy cr@p
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Newcomer "Fat Conversation" debuts strongly with proper grammar!
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Old 08-30-2012, 02:44 PM   #1736 (permalink)
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it's too sad to see what some people do to themselves.i can't even think of a funny for it
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Probably for larry.gray's "Now I need a inappropriate jokes you couldn't put in the inappropriate jokes thread"

I'd hit it.
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I'm sorry, between giggling at you calling your kid a "wee one" constantly, and the epic length of your post, I'm afraid I lost my concentration.

Wake me when you get to the point of your post.
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Old 08-30-2012, 03:27 PM   #1739 (permalink)
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It's it just me, or did you not say not too many months ago that you were 24, a virgin, and had never been in a serious relationship....

Good to see you spending SOOO much time in CWI giving advice!
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It's it just me, or did you not say not too many months ago that you were 24, a virgin, and had never been in a serious relationship....

Good to see you spending SOOO much time in CWI giving advice!
I'm sorry. I'll stop.
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