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Old 04-19-2012, 12:34 AM   #91 (permalink)
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Strap-on Health Benefits?!?!?!
In the famous words of Stan Marsh "That's F'd-up right there"
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Do men need foreplay?

Warning - perhaps - yes.

But not foreplay...no...
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Do men need foreplay?
If there is a strap-on involved, most definitely. Along with some tequila
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Old 04-19-2012, 04:59 PM   #94 (permalink)
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If there is a strap-on involved, most definitely. Along with some tequila
And LOTS of warning...
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Mort's Fertels views on Affairs?

I'm guessing that he's "against" them!!!

I bet its hard to get laid when your name is "Mort" anyway...
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If you both share in the cost of the strap on does that make it a "Dutch Treat"?
Oh. My. Gosh.
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Old 04-20-2012, 06:39 PM   #97 (permalink)
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Sometimes... reading these stories on TAM makes me appreciate the life I have. It could be worse!
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Yea, no. You're not a child
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What to hear a funny joke?


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Do men need foreplay?

Warning - perhaps - yes.

But not foreplay...no...
That would have been just fine in the original thread.
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Old 04-20-2012, 11:16 PM   #101 (permalink)
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That would have been just fine in the original thread.
Actually read the post today and left some comments. She was also asking what foreplay means to a Man.

Plus - that was kind of the obvious joke answer. If I'm going to be a smarta$$ on somebody's thread, I need to be a little more creative than that!!!
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If you both share in the cost of the strap on does that make it a "Dutch Treat"?
I think that's the "San Francisco treat"...

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Spread 'em or let me watch porn... Doctors order.
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Yes, I know the OW is so wonderful, and you are Mr. Studley. Where is my magic wand to make cheating on your family a good solution to your problem?
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Old 04-21-2012, 07:58 PM   #105 (permalink)
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I think that sounds totally incredible! But if I post that, I'll look like the perv that I truly am!!!
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