[Almostrecovered]

wait...isn't this the plot of Eyes Wide Shut?

[Confused_and_bitter]

[Almostrecovered]

at the risk of being inappropriate I want to see you naked, so I would not doubt what he's telling you

[Dollystanford]

ha ha AR - me too! god I'm clearly desperate

[LaxUF]

[shy_guy]

Originally Posted by Coffee Amore

This is one of my favorites. It was popular on our team at work because it applies to probably every one of us.

[Almostrecovered]

returning the wedding gifts will be a b!tch tho...

[lovesherman]

Stop wasting advice on a 17 year old. Mark Twain quote:

"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned in seven years."

[Amplexor]

Ban you, ban you all to hell!

[SlowlyGettingWiser]

JESUS, honey, then just RUN OFF AND MARRY HIM!!!! You'll be back here f*cking WHINING within a year!

[Amplexor]

Try giving him a copy of "The Coffee Table Book of STDs"

[Coffee Amore]

Please work on your reading comprehension. Read a thread the whole way through instead of shooting from the hip to the first post.

[lovesherman]

Stop projecting your sexual frustrations on the OP; it just makes you look pathetic. Offer some real advice rather than blather on about how all women are cold, rejecting nags.

[LaxUF]

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[Almostrecovered]

when Amp piles on you know it's bad