innappropriate jokes you just couldn't put in the original thread

Almostrecovered · 01-13-2012, 12:48 PM

Often I think I think of some really offensive, insulting or off putting jokes in some threads but it's too inappropriate considering the circumstances. (yeah yeah, I hear ya saying "when has that ever stopped you before?")

So this thread is for people to post their inappropriate jokes

rules- do NOT link the thread or quote the post or comment on a particular poster

Almostrecovered · 01-13-2012, 12:48 PM

Well at least you got an ipad out of it

meson · 01-13-2012, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Almostrecovered

Well at least you got an ipad out of it

no I blew that one.
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that_girl · 01-13-2012, 02:41 PM

Looks like while his deck with in another woman, your head was in your ass. Good job.

meson · 01-13-2012, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by that_girl

Looks like while his deck with in another woman, your head was in your ass. Good job.

I see you were the one doing the bait n switch.
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DanF · 01-13-2012, 02:54 PM

Dumbass.

Almostrecovered · 01-13-2012, 03:26 PM

it's not cheating if it's in a different country

Almostrecovered · 01-13-2012, 04:11 PM

I thought mexicans were already used to the heat

that_girl · 01-13-2012, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Almostrecovered

I thought mexicans were already used to the heat

Just keep letting him hit you then...maybe one of the hits will knock some sense into ya.

Amplexor · 01-13-2012, 04:20 PM

If it's a guy wearing the strap-on and pegging you, is it still not gay?

Runs like Dog · 01-13-2012, 05:57 PM

So a priest and a rabbi are talking. The priest says to the rabbi "Let's screw some kids." The rabbi responds "Outta what?"

Homemaker_Numero_Uno · 01-13-2012, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Almostrecovered

it's not cheating if it's in a different country

Make sure you apologize in English, regardless.

Or: Things always sound a lot better in French, don't they?

TotoWeRNotInKansasAnymore · 01-14-2012, 12:43 AM

Some of these are so apparent to which thread they are referring to. Sadly, the op's of those threads are probably to stupid to figure it out. LOL!!!

DanF · 01-14-2012, 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by TotoWeRNotInKansasAnymore

Some of these are so apparent to which thread they are referring to. Sadly, the op's of those threads are probably to stupid to figure it out. LOL!!!

Oh, I think that most of them will figure it out. Hopefully, they will be able to see a little humor and be offended.
The iPad reference made me spit beer.

that_girl · 01-14-2012, 02:44 PM

"get your balls out of your wife's purse, stop whining, stop being a weak betch, you big vagina!"