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Old 03-09-2012, 03:23 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 03-09-2012, 03:24 PM   #17 (permalink)
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You won't even put me in a jar after the surgery!!
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Old 03-09-2012, 03:27 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I can't afford a phone and I get no cell reception inside of TG anyways
So you're a broke-ass tumor and you expect her to keep you around? I'm officially team TG.

Plus, you're on the Internet. If you managed to post here you can contact the authorities. I'm starting to think you aren't really her tumor... I suppose I'd need more proof before contacting admin.
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Plus, I don't know if this is related or not, but I suspect she is having sex on the side with some hairy dude with a large penis
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We have it on good authority that the hairy dude's thing is NOT a penis.

It too is a tumor.
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Old 03-09-2012, 03:28 PM   #20 (permalink)
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haha OMG!

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I have a tumor too.

I hope to be divorced from her in about 4 months!
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Old 03-09-2012, 03:30 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Now I have seen everything here. Tis funny though.
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Right? The eff?

I need a drink.
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I don't know that-tumor??? I'm calling troll thread. I mean really are we supposed to believe that all this time you've been just the perfect parasite and all of the sudden that_girl is trying to cut you out.

Come on - I'm not buying...
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Old 03-09-2012, 03:36 PM   #25 (permalink)
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BLAMESHIFTING!!


you and me got along fine until that damn doctor scanned and found me

why can't we go back to the way it was?
My guess is she is seeing an ovarian cyst on the side.
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You people are completely insane!!!
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My guess is she is seeing an ovarian cyst on the side.


Oh my Lord!!!!
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bwah oh oh oh my sides hurt..... I am snorting snot and choking now... where's the mug shot?? oh geez you are tooo funny thanks for the good laugh
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um i dont understand what is going on who is tumor and why is he posting about you that_girl?
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Old 03-09-2012, 04:01 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Frankly tumor, I applaud TG's move to have you removed. See, I also had a tumor removed. Menigioma had taken up residence in my brain. M was imparing my balance, vision, motor functions of the right side and as is becoming more apparent, my judgement. At the time, my STBXH wished to use M as fish bait, but was sorely disappointed when I donated it to reseach so it could be studied.

So I say Bravo to your eventual removal and wish TG a speedy recovery!
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