since im about 2 sh1ts to the wind, or whatever the saying is, and from the threads on breakfast and dinner, what do you like to drink over all. or what are you drimking?
right now im drinking bud light and jose cuervo tequila. good good stuff.
My wonderfully funny and smart friend, I am very buzzed on White Merlot right now. Feeling very cheeky but since I am in a sexless marriage, I will just play my metal VERY loudly and sway to the music.
is it evening somewhere?
i think its tequila time.
I have recently gotten a taste for tequila, at first it started out because tequila has the BEST BOTTLES (remember, I collect bottles because of my grandpa).
What tequila is the best? Do you have to have a chaser for a shot? I detest hard liquor, haven't done shots since I was 15. Did a bunch of shots of Southern Comfort and puked for the next two days. Got brought home by the cops that night. I remember sitting in the back of the cop car saying "OSSIFER, MY DAD WILL BEAT ME." and my friend Shelly was there with me saying over and over "F*CKING PIGS" over and over. I hardly remember that night. I do remember running up to my good friend Robby and raping his mouth with mine. I love to kiss when drunk. I am drunk right now though, my dog Lou is starting to looking kinda cute.
I am drunk right now, and when I am drunk I talk a lot. I talk a lot when NOT drunk, so who knows the f@cking difference?
I started have major anxiety attacks after my grandfather died when I was 18. That feeling of being out of control freaked me out so bad that I did not drink a sip of alcohol for 25 fricking years, and that is living with a bad alcoholic.
Then came 2006, business trip to Vegas, on new anti-anxiety meds. Got a tall boy and took it to my room and BAM, I remember that feeling! Fricking briliant! In the end, I am still a beer and wine girl. I am a total lightweight, one glass of wine, and I am tipsy, two glasses and I want to suck face with the nearest guy.
I also like cranberry with vodka, but I must NOT taste the vodka, I will gag. I don't get how people can drink scotch or have a martini and like the taste. A martini is something you put green olives in for God's sake, that has to taste nasty!
I am more "Strawberry Hill." Remember that one guys? Old is drinking Strawberry Hill when you were young. Also, remember MadDog 20 20? Oh yeah, the memories are coming back!!!!