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Old 04-16-2012, 04:34 PM   #91 (permalink)
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Years ago, I took training as a corporate trainer. Going through the curiculum the classes I was responsible for would stop for review. This was indicated in the class guide as "Perform an oral check on your students"
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Old 04-16-2012, 05:00 PM   #92 (permalink)
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golfers like to work the shaft and cup the balls
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An old coworker's name sounded dirty.

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How does something like that happen anyway?

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Old 04-17-2012, 12:38 AM   #94 (permalink)
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In Target, during Christmas time, I was shopping with my daughter and she saw some ornaments she wanted and said, "OMG! MOM! PLEASE can I have some balls??"





We both paused....and cracked up.

I said, well, maybe when you're older. I know a great plastic surgeon.

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Old 04-17-2012, 06:46 AM   #96 (permalink)
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how bout something that looks dirty....
but isnt
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An old coworker's name sounded dirty.

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and now I have to accommodate four auditors
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I'm not!!! he was a german telecoms engineer!!
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when I was a car salesman many moons ago I had a customer give me his driver's license for a test drive

no lie his name on the license read-

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no lie his name on the license read-

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What kind of ****ing name is that for a town.
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a lady has to accommodate four guys?
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What kind of ****ing name is that for a town.
Amish country too


PA probably has the biggest list of strange town names of any state, in fact what's even funnier is that Blue Balls PA a short ride from Intercourse
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