allisterfiend

When I had a boss, I use to love to rub one out in the bathroom all the time. It made me feel like I got one over on him.

Lionelhutz

I can't remember the exact number but I think I saw a survey a while back that said that something like 20 to 30% of the population has either masturbated or had some kind of sex in the work place during working hours.

allisterfiend

Another time, when they were remodeling the place, a co-worker and I made a bet who could have sex on the bosses desk in his new office.
The thing was, his girlfriend would "Throw Down" anywhere and mine was pretty "subdued"(?). So we decided it could not be with either of them.
My co-worker got a call at 4 am one morning and I told him someone wanted to talk to him. I put the girl on the phone and she yelled out "He Won"

(Rodger Sh**, if your listening. . . you need a new desk)

Runs like Dog

Is he a pilot or a brain surgeon?

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YinPrincess

Wow...
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Lordhavok

Mows grass at a junior college
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Mrs. T

LOL...does he know enough to keep all appendages away from the blades of the mower?

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Catherine602

Was he multitasking?

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Lordhavok

dont know what he was thinking, glad none of the students or instructers saw him. This guy isnt 19 or 20. He's in his mid/late 30's. Not saying thats to old to masturbate. You never to old for that. He dont get much action, maybe once or twice a month. I feel sorry for people in a marriage like that, thats how my first one was. So glad my wife takes care of me better than that.