Do any of you have a funny story about experiences where there is an animal in the room (dog, cat, llama) getting in the way of lovemaking?
After we brought our rambunctious puppy home, H and I got amorous and started to make love in the living room on the couch. In the middle of the sex, my puppy started licking my toes. I tried, I really did, not to laugh, but I started to giggle uncontrollably. H stops, looks down at me and asks what I am laughing at. I told him the dog just licked my toes, and H says, "you think that's bad, he just licked my azz."
We started laughing so hard, we actually stopped sex and started to hold our stomachs laughing. That was a very good day.
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That's a cute story EG, and yes, I did notice the ZZZZZ's
Whenever our cat catches us, he just looks at us like he's thoroughly disgusted, but he looks at us that way most of the time, so I don't think the sex has anything to do with it.
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Had an apartment in a complex many years ago.
We had been living there for about 6 months when some new neighbors moved in.
The first night around 1-2 in the morning we started to hear the woman moaning really loudly-really, really loud, through the walls. It was very obvious what was happening. We had never had a noise issue with any other person as long as we had lived there.
After about 15 minutes of that she progressed into screaming and howling. Once that happened, their dog began to wolf-howl as loud as it could.
Crazy noise level almost every night. More over the top than any porn. Then add to that good ole' White Fang calling to his pack in the moonlight. It was freakin' ridiculous.
After about a month of sleepless nights, we finally had to complain to the complex manager.
"Yes, can I help you?
" Oh, thank you, we need to make a noise complaint"
"What type of noise are you having an issue with?"
"Well.....ya see....it's like this.....uuhhhmmmmm.........
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In our last apartment, we would kennel the cats and stick them in the backroom whenever we wanted unfettered use of the only real room we had. If we didn't kennel them they would sit at the door meowing loudly and scratching at it. My cat would get on her side and stick her whole darn leg underneath it and wave it around while crying.
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My dogs have no understanding. The cat is annoyed by it, and scoffs us.
Bill (the female dog) will just hide her head and lay on the corner of the bed. Oliver seems to think it's group cuddle time, and I've had to have things stopped, to move him, because he decided to curl up to someone or sniff stbx's butt cheek he's such a cuddle monger that it doesn't dawn on him that perhaps it's not cuddle time lol.
I would probably die if I was loud enough to make my dog howl with me x.x
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Originally Posted by endlessgrief
Do any of you have a funny story about experiences where there is an animal in the room (dog, cat, llama) getting in the way of lovemaking?
After we brought our rambunctious puppy home, H and I got amorous and started to make love in the living room on the couch. In the middle of the sex, my puppy started licking my toes. I tried, I really did, not to laugh, but I started to giggle uncontrollably. H stops, looks down at me and asks what I am laughing at. I told him the dog just licked my toes, and H says, "you think that's bad, he just licked my azz."
We started laughing so hard, we actually stopped sex and started to hold our stomachs laughing. That was a very good day.
(notice my use of the ZZZZZZ's )
And that folks is why you don't let dogs lick your face!
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Not that humorous in our case. Our dog likes to watch if he gets into the room. My wife says he's just jealous ... doesn't matter if he's jealous or not, he's no longer equipped. I guess a little porn is as close as he'll ever get to satisfaction ...
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Originally Posted by CLucas976
My dogs have no understanding. The cat is annoyed by it, and scoffs us.
Bill (the female dog) will just hide her head and lay on the corner of the bed. Oliver seems to think it's group cuddle time, and I've had to have things stopped, to move him, because he decided to curl up to someone or sniff stbx's butt cheek he's such a cuddle monger that it doesn't dawn on him that perhaps it's not cuddle time lol.
I would probably die if I was loud enough to make my dog howl with me x.x
Your story is very funny, however, the fact that you have a female dog named BILL nearly killed me
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