17th summer. Hanging out at a huge waterpark with my friends, including a guy I had a crush on. Wearing an Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Crocheted Bikini (no polka dots) Climb to the top of a twisty water slide. Halfway down one side of bikini comes untied.
I must have flashed my box to at least one hundred people.
Moral of the story...bikinis that tie closed on the side are NOT your friend!
Crochet string bikinis should NOT be used in water of any kind. In Mexico, we rode the dolphins. You would float your body, face down, on the top of the water and two large dolphins come behind you and with their snouts (noses?) they hit your feet and with one leg on one dolphin's head and the other leg on the other dolphin, you are lifted from the water to a full standing position. It was one of the most wonderful days of my life, HOWEVER, the bikini, THAT DAMNED BIKINI.
In the video as I am being pushed out of the water, balanced on two dolphins, I had to keep pulling up my bikini bottoms. I had on a thick life jacket so my tatas were safe FOR NOW.
Once we got back to shore, I took off my safety jacket. As I stood there I noticed all these Mexican men who worked there were staring at me, but none was looking at my face. I looked down and almost died. My right breast was completely exposed. String bikinis slide and when I took off my jacket, I slid the right part of my top all the way over. Full on titty action. And I was ccccold. Get it? I ran out of there so fast I had to send my husband back in for my sunglasses. After he stopped laughing, of course.
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Not mine, but one I witnessed that provided this person a lot of embarassment:
Several jobs ago and several states ago, I worked in a very stiff and formal corporate accounting company. One of the women in that office always had a calendar on her cubicle wall of <this city>'s Hottest Firefighters. Her reputation became that of someone who loved her some hot firefighter.
On her birthday, several of them had her celebration planned where one of the guys from the office put on a fireman's hat and came over to visit while they were giving her the piece of cake that was traditional in that office. This guy was ... well ... he couldn't really compare with the guys on her calendars.
When it all went down, this guy made his entrance in his firefighter hat and sat down on the edge of her chair with her while everyone made cheering and hooting noises. Determined to not be a spoil sport, but not quite sure how to play along, this woman just made room on her chair for him.
When it quieted a bit, the guy looked at her and said, "I heard there was a fire over here. I came over to put it out."
Still trying to play along, she fought off her smile and said, "In that case, I hope you brought your hose."
The whole office erupted into laughter. She turned bright red ... and never lived it down while I was working there.
Not mine, but one I witnessed that provided this person a lot of embarassment:
Several jobs ago and several states ago, I worked in a very stiff and formal corporate accounting company. One of the women in that office always had a calendar on her cubicle wall of <this city>'s Hottest Firefighters. Her reputation became that of someone who loved her some hot firefighter.
On her birthday, several of them had her celebration planned where one of the guys from the office put on a fireman's hat and came over to visit while they were giving her the piece of cake that was traditional in that office. This guy was ... well ... he couldn't really compare with the guys on her calendars.
When it all went down, this guy made his entrance in his firefighter hat and sat down on the edge of her chair with her while everyone made cheering and hooting noises. Determined to not be a spoil sport, but not quite sure how to play along, this woman just made room on her chair for him.
When it quieted a bit, the guy looked at her and said, "I heard there was a fire over here. I came over to put it out."
Still trying to play along, she fought off her smile and said, "In that case, I hope you brought your hose."
The whole office erupted into laughter. She turned bright red ... and never lived it down while I was working there.
I was visiting an uncle of mine who had a bunch of friends over. My uncle said to his friend, "I need to visit Rosy Palm and her 5 daughters". I said "Oh, is that you're new neighbor?"
Roars of laughter. Later, someone explained to me what it meant. I was a very sheltered teenager
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Re: Most embarrassing moments!
Wife's contribution:
We were coming out of Fred Meyer one Saturday after some shopping. (If you don't know, Fred Meyer is a big department store). We only had one bag.
We walked to where our white Ford Explorer was parked and I pushed the buttons to unlock. My wife saw the white Explorer, ran enthusiastically to the door and jumped into the passenger side. There was another woman sitting in the driver's seat. The other woman looked at my wife and the two of them said, almost in unison, "Excuse me?"
That's when my wife noticed that there were two Explorers parked side by side in the parking lot. Ours was the next one over ... Hey, I went to the right place.
We were coming out of Fred Meyer one Saturday after some shopping. (If you don't know, Fred Meyer is a big department store). We only had one bag.
We walked to where our white Ford Explorer was parked and I pushed the buttons to unlock. My wife saw the white Explorer, ran enthusiastically to the door and jumped into the passenger side. There was another woman sitting in the driver's seat. The other woman looked at my wife and the two of them said, almost in unison, "Excuse me?"
That's when my wife noticed that there were two Explorers parked side by side in the parking lot. Ours was the next one over ... Hey, I went to the right place.
I'm color blind. While I haven't gotten into another car while occupied, I DID open the unlocked door of the wrong car after clicking the unlock button on the key fob for the rental. It was about 4:00 AM, in the parking lot of a Holiday Inn Express. I was visiting a supplier in an emergency response to potential recall of thousands of new model cars, so I planned on being the first one into their factory office that morning (hence the early hour), after flying in and sleeping for two hours. When the car alarm started blaring, curtains in a half dozen hotel room windows were opened, with multiple middle finger salutes. I did what anybody would do - I hopped in my own rental car and bolted.
My grandfather tried to embarrass his two spinster sisters who had dozens of cats. They showed me and grandpa the kittens and said "what should we name them?" and my grandpa calmly says,
MORRIS, BORIS, AND CLITORIS
They squealed in delight and said those were great names. The whole family except for me and my two aunties started to die laughing. I remember saying "what? what is so funny?" and no one would tell me. I was only about 6 at the time.
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