I was on a date with my, now, hubs but we were not married at the time. I had on some pleather pants. We were at a restaurant and we were sitting at the bar having a drink waiting for our table.
When our table was ready, which was on the second level of the restaurant, I didn't know that the seam in the butt of the pants and come undone!
Thank GOD is was winter time and I had a coat that I could put behind me to cover it up. And I'm SO glad I wore panties that night!
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I remember reading one in HS. The guy was dating one of the athletic girls. She always dressed in jeans when not playing.
He went to pick her up for the prom, and she played the part well in not being quite ready when he arrived. He came in and chatted with her parents for a few moments until she made her entrance in her prom dress. It was the first time he saw her in a dress, and he was stunned. The words that actually came out when he was searching for an appropriate compliment were, "I didn't recognize you without your pants."
Hmm... Me being me, I've had lots of embarrassing moments...
Once, a few weeks after hub and I started dating, we were curled up in bed about to fall asleep. He was spooning me, and I was just so relaxed and content that right when I was drifting off... I farted!
It wasn't quiet at all, and it startled him and he jumped back away from me... Of course, I damn near woke up the neighborhood, but I pretended to still be asleep... I'm sure my face was glowing red in the darkness...
Being the champ that he was, he never mentioned it to me... And he still cuddles with me.
But yeah... I could have just died in that moment... LoL! Posted via Mobile Device
Ever noticed how those furnished condos in florida all look the same? My neice was being christened, and I was the godfather. We all were supposed to meet at my brothers MIL's home in Cocoa Beach the evening before the Christening, since the priest wanted to explain to me what it all meant. I went into the MIL's home to introduce myself, but then my step-dad and I returned to the parking lot to get some decent clothes before meeting the priest. I had ridden alone (my wife couldn't make it), and probably looked just as much the biker type as my step dad. We were so into our discussion that we didn't notice that we walked into the wrong home on our return.
As I sat down on the sofa (remember, all the condos were furnished the same), I realized that I didn't know the old couple sitting across from us. I interrupted my step-dad and said, "I think we're in the wrong house."
The elderly couple said nothing, but the lady was dialing on the phone when we apologetically excused ourselves. The MIL was so horrified and embarrassed when the police arrived and knocked on her door that she wouldn't even talk to either of us. We missed the discussion with the priest, and so my second most embarrassing moment was the christening, when I explained that I WOULD ABOLUTELY NOT promise to raise the child in the holy roman faith if the parents died.
I don't really embarrass easily, but I guess for me it would be when I was around 13.
It was the time of year where we took our standardized placement tests, so we were all sitting there with our booklets open in utter silence. Because they sat us alphabetically it turned out that my boyfriend was sitting right next to me. I thought this was really good luck at first. We were about halfway through the test and I sneezed. With the sneeze out squeezed this EXTREMELY loud fart. Horrifying to say the least, but everyone was a good sport about it, including my boyfriend. The girls understood the horror and the boys were just like "AWESOME! Now we get to fart around you!" Oh joy...
Man, I could really tie several of these topics together in one thread! I do collect things. I collect embarrasing situations, it seems. I was teaching a class a few years ago at work, and the HR manager was so appreciative that she took me out to lunch. Problem was in her choice of restaraunts - that stuff touched off armageddon in my stomach. So, later, when the class resumed, this woman turned one of my questions into a hilarious sexual reference. I laughed so hard that the same thing happened to me.... FART 2.0. Then the class laughed even harder.
I have many embarrassing moments, but one stands out among the crowd. I was about 12, just going into puberty. Back then, before puberty, most of my friends were boys and I never thought about what I wore, how I sat, you know, "ladylike" things. I was just one of the guys.
One day we were all sitting Indian style in the back of the school on some grass. We were laughing and talking, whatever, when one guy (I don't remember his name) CJ , looks over at me and says very loudly to everyone, HEY LOOK, HER PUBES ARE COMING OUT OF HER SHORTS!!!!!!!!
I have many embarrassing moments, but one stands out among the crowd. I was about 12, just going into puberty. Back then, before puberty, most of my friends were boys and I never thought about what I wore, how I sat, you know, "ladylike" things. I was just one of the guys.
One day we were all sitting Indian style in the back of the school on some grass. We were laughing and talking, whatever, when one guy (I don't remember his name) CJ , looks over at me and says very loudly to everyone, HEY LOOK, HER PUBES ARE COMING OUT OF HER SHORTS!!!!!!!!
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I've been in two branches of the service. Army was first. I went to boot camp in the middle of the summer at Ft. Benning, Ga. We went to a part of the ft. called Harmony Church which at that time was WWII era open-barracks and nothing resembling an air conditioner.
One night, while I was asleep, I got a bad cramp in my calf. I couldn't wake up, and I couldn't relieve the cramp, so in my groggy state, all I could do was moan ... loudly ... in open barraks with about 40 other guys in the bay. I was loud enough that I woke up most of the guys around me, but I still wasn't awake enough to be able to pull my toes up and get relief. It took about a minute for it to subside.
The fire guard asked me if I was okay, and I said I had a cramp, but nobody around me seemed to believe it, so I had to hear about getting off in the covers for a week or more.
(Honestly, I don't get embarassed hardly at all. That didn't really embarass me, even. I had to think hard, and this was the best personal example I could come up with.)
I think the only real embarassing moment, where I was somewhat mortified was when I was 15.
I had bought a red white and blue thong that played "yankee doodle dandy" when you pressed a little secret button. I quickly learned that I couldn't wear it with jeans, but I had these nice velour pants that never seemed to cause a problem.
So, I decided to wear them one day and show off my fancy musical hoo-ha to my friends. It was all fun and games we thought it was funny and "sexy" and whatever we tee-hee'd about.
Sitting in global studies, taking an exam, dead silent room, I moved to cross my legs and hit the button.
I cannot possibly tell you how incredibly loud those underwear were all of a sudden, but I must have turned 3 shades of purple, because it played the whole song, and you couldn't just shut it off.
I've been in two branches of the service. Army was first. I went to boot camp in the middle of the summer at Ft. Benning, Ga. We went to a part of the ft. called Harmony Church which at that time was WWII era open-barracks and nothing resembling an air conditioner.
One night, while I was asleep, I got a bad cramp in my calf. I couldn't wake up, and I couldn't relieve the cramp, so in my groggy state, all I could do was moan ... loudly ... in open barraks with about 40 other guys in the bay. I was loud enough that I woke up most of the guys around me, but I still wasn't awake enough to be able to pull my toes up and get relief. It took about a minute for it to subside.
The fire guard asked me if I was okay, and I said I had a cramp, but nobody around me seemed to believe it, so I had to hear about getting off in the covers for a week or more.
(Honestly, I don't get embarassed hardly at all. That didn't really embarass me, even. I had to think hard, and this was the best personal example I could come up with.)
Did your peers throw you a "pillow party" Sargent Pyle?
I think the only real embarassing moment, where I was somewhat mortified was when I was 15.
I had bought a red white and blue thong that played "yankee doodle dandy" when you pressed a little secret button. I quickly learned that I couldn't wear it with jeans, but I had these nice velour pants that never seemed to cause a problem.
So, I decided to wear them one day and show off my fancy musical hoo-ha to my friends. It was all fun and games we thought it was funny and "sexy" and whatever we tee-hee'd about.
Sitting in global studies, taking an exam, dead silent room, I moved to cross my legs and hit the button.
I cannot possibly tell you how incredibly loud those underwear were all of a sudden, but I must have turned 3 shades of purple, because it played the whole song, and you couldn't just shut it off.
I promptly removed the music box when I got home.
THAT is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. Great story!!!
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