Re: Birthday ideas for 18 year old
Bars on windows, chastity belts, and shock collars are only for parents who haven't mastered psychological torture.... That's why I'm going to pay the $200,000 for the couple years of hypnotherapy and Krav Maga training to create the perfect Manchurian Candidate daughter, and then only giving the trigger phrase to the man I see would be the perfect husband for her. She'll be a virgin until I say so and have the abilities to take down an armed 250lb attacker in a heart beat. I mean she may not remember bits and pieces of the first 16 years of her life beyond the implanted memories but we'll just tell her she was in a coma or kidnapped by terrorists.
Before you judge let me just say I'm tough but fair.... My son will go through the same training except as a pick up artist but with a vasectomy and irrational fear of unprotected sex.