Old is . . . wondering where those long hairs came from on your chin.
Old is . . . being able to slam Metamucil like you used to slam beers.
Old is finally deciding to look into those prune thingies that you always made fun of, wondering if your granddad was on to something when he swore by them. (I actually read a label recently, but put them back quickly when a young woman passed by on the aisle).
Old is finally deciding to look into those prune thingies that you always made fun of, wondering if your granddad was on to something when he swore by them. (I actually read a label recently, but put them back quickly when a young woman passed by on the aisle).
Hilarious!!!!! I am dying! I'll bet you put them back quickly!
This has nothing to do with getting old, but it is about being embarrassed about a purchase in a store. When hubby and I first started having sex, it was all the time. It was also a time when I loved eating pepperoni, the whole kind that you had to cut up. As I put my groceries on the counter, I realized it was just a huge pepperoni and a box of douche! I didn't connect the two items until I saw them together in front of the cashier. I was mortified.
. As I put my groceries on the counter, I realized it was just a huge pepperoni and a box of douche! I didn't connect the two items until I saw them together in front of the cashier. I was mortified.
Old is...hearing a radio DJ intro a song from your high school days as being from "way back in (insert year here)." Posted via Mobile Device
haha!! Yes, had that recently. Listening to the radio, this young DJ described the track as "retro and classic" ...it was my old roller skating jam. I looked at hubs and said "that's already retro?"
haha!! Yes, had that recently. Listening to the radio, this young DJ described the track as "retro and classic" ...it was my old roller skating jam. I looked at hubs and said "that's already retro?"
Old is when your daughter informs you that your favorite winter jacket is "retro". Just when the leather gets soft and worn, somebody HAS to decide that the twenty year old design reminds her of something she saw on "The Breakfast Club"
Fine!!! I'll wear the $500 car coat I bought when I went through my midlife crisis. Or the rediculously expensive wool overcoat.
When I "met" *using the term loosely* Eric Clapton at work. Excitedly telling my younger coworker that Eric Clapton would be in today and her responding "Who?"
When I "met" *using the term loosely* Eric Clapton at work. Excitedly telling my younger coworker that Eric Clapton would be in today and her responding "Who?"
I am so tired of political correctness I could vomit. I get very angry (you wouldn't like me when I'm angry hahaha).
Did any of you guys use the term "Indian Giver" when you were a kid? To this day I do not know exactly why it means what it means, but as a kid, everyone used it.
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