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Old 04-11-2012, 08:16 AM   #1 (permalink)
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1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake..

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

8. Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying BUZZ OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(9) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.


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I am a MAJOR sigher. My husband notices and will say, "you okay hon?" And then my head starts to spin and I spit pea soup on him. Same old same old
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I am a MAJOR sigher. My husband notices and will say, "you okay hon?" And then my head starts to spin and I spit pea soup on him.
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Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine


I like the Hi Honey what's wrong her: Oh Nothing so in a mans head he is thinking ok what did i forget to do lets see trash is out, dogs have been fed , watered , etc etc her car is gassed up dishes are in the dishwasher jk anyway u know what i mean
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HA! These were ALLL things I had to work on during therapy! Now I just say what's wrong...in a calm voice.



My 12 year old, on the other hand, is a MASTER of these things.
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Love this. LOL

Southern, you forgot a man's favorite..."Notice anything different about me?" Is there any question that will make a man's blood run cold faster? If answered incorrectly that femoral guillotine blade is gonna snap their neck like a twig.

They're like rats who reach the end of the maze and realize that instead of a chunk of Swiss, they're staring an electric probe in the face. Why do women DO this? lmao
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My wife uses every single one of these.
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Men should run like h*ll on salon day!
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I really needed one of these guides in my wife's first language many years ago. We got it figured out now, but it took a while. .

But a while back, I had a med that just made it feel good to occasionally take a deep breath. It wasn't a thoughtful sigh - it just created a sensation that an occasional deep breath just seemed to fix. At first, I didn't know I was doing it until I noticed how it began to raise my wife's anxiety level. Looking at these definitions, I understand what she thought I was saying to her, and I know why the anxiety raised.
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My loud sigh usually means: I'm bored. Please turn the game/tv off and talk or play with me.
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1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake..

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

8. Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying BUZZ OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(9) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.


apparently I was married to a woman for 10 years....
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You forgot "Whatever you want to do is fine with me", which really means: "God help you if you don't do it MY way".
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When I saw this thread title I smugly thought it wouldn't apply to me. I was distressed to see that I have been saying 6 out of 9 of them for years
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apparently I was married to a woman for 10 years....
Now you know why it didn't work.
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