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Old 04-22-2012, 12:41 AM   #2 (permalink)
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There are some awesome ones for this item. I think it got to be a bit of a contest (600+ reviews!), but good for quite a few laughs.
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That's 3 pieces of classic writing right there on the front page! I was about to rip a stitch, and I don't even have any stitches.

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The now imfamous 3 Wolf Moon shirt.

Amazon.com: The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee: Clothing

Hours of fun in user reviews.
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Old 04-22-2012, 10:26 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Would not have posted this, had it not said this in one of the reviews

"3 Wolf Moon is outdated and it is time for a unicorn revolution."

Amazon.com: The Mountain Unicorn Castle Purple T-shirt: Clothing

Unicorns, ftw.
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oh my god I'm DYING over here
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Ok, I started out cringing, but ended up laughing hysterically.
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One of the many Tuscan Milk reviews on Amazon.
Amazon.com: Edgar's review of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz

Here's some more.
Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz

There's a 134 pages of this stuff.
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Read review #1

I just about choked before I died laughing.

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D is now asking why I'm cackling with laughter - how can I tell her I'm reading user comments for Colt Gear Anal Douche?
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Dolly:

uh, idk......a 'cavity rinse favored by stallions?'
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actually, the All American Whopper 6.5 inch is even funnier

It is a nice, detailed dildoe with balls. But by NO means, can it remotely be called a "WHOPPER"!

3 stars out of 5

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I have that one. It is hilarious!! It has suction cups on the nads so you can attach it to a smooth surface and go to town. One morning when dh had to be to work really early I attached it to the shower wall at eye level so it hit him in the face when he got in! D*mned thing is very realistic looking

It startled the h*ll out of him. He wouldn't give it back to me for three days!
showers are quite the adventure at your house, aren't they?
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I've always wondered about sex toys that have names like "All-American this, All-American that"

How does one determine the nationality of a penis? By the way it salutes? How long it can stand at attention?
the german one would win hands down
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One of the many Tuscan Milk reviews on Amazon.
Amazon.com: Edgar's review of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz

Here's some more.
Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz

There's a 134 pages of this stuff.
I love Edgar's review.
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