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Old 04-23-2012, 11:07 AM   #1 (permalink)
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<-------- We need a smiley that has just one tooth

A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.



There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.




There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.



If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.



Onced and Twiced are words.



It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!



Jawl-P? Means, Did you go to the bathroom?



People actually grow, eat and like okra.



Fixinto is one word. It means I'm going to do that.




There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there's supper.



Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South.



Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.



The word jeet is actually a question meaning, 'Did you eat?'




You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.




You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.



Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural.



All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.




You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.




You only own five spices: salt, pepper, mustard, Tabasco and ketchup.



The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, the motor sports and gossip.




Everyone you meet is a Honey, Sugar, Miss(first name) or Mr.(first name).



You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.



You know what a hissy fit is.



You donít switch the light off, you cut it off.



Fried catfish is the other white meat.




We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive!!!




Have a great day, all y'all!!!
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So are you a GRITS or a BRATS or both Southern??

I love it down here
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So are you a GRITS or a BRATS or both Southern??

I love it down here
Grits AND brats!!!


But I love shrimp n grits!!!
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<-------- We need a smiley that has just one tooth

A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.



There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.




There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.



If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.



Onced and Twiced are words.



It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!



Jawl-P? Means, Did you go to the bathroom?



People actually grow, eat and like okra.



Fixinto is one word. It means I'm going to do that.




There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there's supper.



Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South.



Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.



The word jeet is actually a question meaning, 'Did you eat?'




You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.




You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.



Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural.



All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.




You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.




You only own five spices: salt, pepper, mustard, Tabasco and ketchup.



The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, the motor sports and gossip.




Everyone you meet is a Honey, Sugar, Miss(first name) or Mr.(first name).



You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.



You know what a hissy fit is.



You donít switch the light off, you cut it off.



Fried catfish is the other white meat.




We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive!!!




Have a great day, all y'all!!!
SW dont forget the mansion

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Y'all buy groceries at a store called Piggly Wiggly. Their plastic bags can be used as a carry-on when you fly.
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Piggly Wiggly We talkin Winn - Dixie with a capital D
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Grits AND brats!!!


But I love shrimp n grits!!!
Now you're talkin!!! "Shrimp is the fruit of the sea" - Bubba Gump.
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SW dont forget the mansion



Ain't it just purdy?
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"Going out on the town" means driving through a Dairy Queen on a Sat night.
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Y'all buy groceries at a store called Piggly Wiggly. Their plastic bags can be used as a carry-on when you fly.
Piggly Wiggly rocks! You see some stuff in there you wouldn't see at any other grocery store!

There's one near my Mom's house and I love going in there!!
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"Going out on the town" means driving through a Dairy Queen on a Sat night.
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"Going out on the town" means driving through a Dairy Queen on a Sat night.
DQ is the state restraurant
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"Yonder" is a cardinal direction and is pronounced "yondah". It is often preceeded by the root "ovah" and sometimes followed by the suffix "apiece". Children are "yungins" and are taught to "mind" with threats of "tan yo hide" or "skin ya 'live". Nobody has ever seen a child's tanned hide or a kid without skin, but the threat seems to work. One can say anything cruel, mean, or spiteful about anyone else as long as they end with the phrase "bless his/her heart".
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Ain't it just purdy?
I knew it was your dream house I just need some more vehicles broken down in the front yard and its about ready for move in
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Piggly Wiggly rocks! You see some stuff in there you wouldn't see at any other grocery store!

There's one near my Mom's house and I love going in there!!
Rouse's?? Anyone?? Anyone?? Or do just live deeper in cajun country than the rest of you??
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