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~ A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband. She says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you". Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"...She replies, "It's me ... talking to the wine.
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Dolly speaks with a ****ney accent. On the drinks thread, we talk about ****tails. A confident person might be ****-sure. An arrogant person is ****y.
#%$@ TAM!!! It was a rooster long before it was an organ!!! FREE THE **** FROM THE EVIL TAM CENSORS!
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~ A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband. She says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you". Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"...She replies, "It's me ... talking to the wine.
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~ A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband. She says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you". Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"...She replies, "It's me ... talking to the wine.
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~~~ SW ~~~
~ A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband. She says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you". Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"...She replies, "It's me ... talking to the wine.
Is this the appropriate place for MY Wal-Mart story? Good!
Daughter and I were walking through the parking lot towards the door and, as we were approaching the handicapped parking section, I saw something that didn't quite look right. As we got closer, I realized it was an older woman, short and stout, putting on her motorcycle helmet. The motorcycle was what looked odd....
She had a walker (yes, one of those 4-legged thingys used in nursing homes) strapped upside-down to the sissy-bar on the back of her motorcycle. I thought, "Holy crap! She can't even walk unassisted, but she's driving a f*cking motorcycle through city traffic?!?" I started to tell my daughter to take a picture with her cell phone, but the old woman started glaring at me...
I almost thought about having daughter take the picture anyway, but then I realized...
1.) This old lady could probably beat the cr*p out of me
2.) This is Danville...she probably would (crazy-azz white trash)
So, discretion BEING the better part of valor, we walked into the Wal-Mart and busted out laughing our azzes off
Is this the appropriate place for MY Wal-Mart story? Good!
Daughter and I were walking through the parking lot towards the door and, as we were approaching the handicapped parking section, I saw something that didn't quite look right. As we got closer, I realized it was an older woman, short and stout, putting on her motorcycle helmet. The motorcycle was what looked odd....
She had a walker (yes, one of those 4-legged thingys used in nursing homes) strapped upside-down to the sissy-bar on the back of her motorcycle. I thought, "Holy crap! She can't even walk unassisted, but she's driving a f*cking motorcycle through city traffic?!?" I started to tell my daughter to take a picture with her cell phone, but the old woman started glaring at me...
People of Wal-Mart RULE...and how sad is that?
I almost thought about having daughter take the picture anyway, but then I realized...
1.) This old lady could probably beat the cr*p out of me
2.) This is Danville...she probably would (crazy-azz white trash)
So, discretion BEING the better part of valor, we walked into the Wal-Mart and busted out laughing our azzes off
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~ A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband. She says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you". Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"...She replies, "It's me ... talking to the wine.
Whenever we have to go to Wally World my oldest yells, "Dad! Take her cell phone!"
I haven't been lucky enough to experience Men in Thongs Live there yet, but I'm hoping!
It would so worth it to risk having the cr*p beat out of me just to walk up some guy wearing a ladie's thong and say something like, "Excuse me, but do you know Victoria slipped her Secret on your azz without your knowledge?"
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~ A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband. She says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you". Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"...She replies, "It's me ... talking to the wine.
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~~~ SW ~~~
~ A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband. She says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you". Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"...She replies, "It's me ... talking to the wine.
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Sexy and I know it! 
Re: Sexy and I know it! 
As we got closer, I realized it was an older woman, short and stout, putting on her motorcycle helmet. The motorcycle was what looked odd....
