Re: If TAM had a t-shirt, what would the tagline be?
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Originally Posted by LadyFrogFlyAway
Dang, sis, very good!!
Boom boom, ain't it great to be cra-zeee
Boom boom, ain't it great to be cra-zee
Siily and foolish the whole day through
Boom boom, ain't it great to be crazy!!
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~ A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband. She says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you". Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"...She replies, "It's me ... talking to the wine.
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~~~ SW ~~~
~ A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband. She says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you". Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"...She replies, "It's me ... talking to the wine.
__________________
~~~ SW ~~~
~ A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband. She says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you". Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"...She replies, "It's me ... talking to the wine.
Re: If TAM had a t-shirt, what would the tagline be?
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Re: If TAM had a t-shirt, what would the tagline be? 
