04-27-2012, 11:20 PM
Join Date: Feb 2012
| | Re: Music that isn't music - makes me pee
People always want to stand out in the name of "art." What are we to expect next? Recorded bowel movements? Old ladies chewing a Lady Jane (carmel candy) with no teeth?
As some of you may know, I sigh A LOT when annoyed. I could record my sighs and sell it to the masses in the name of art.
I would have 10 songs with 10 sighs for different reasons. But in reality, all the sighs sound exactly the same. And the too cool for school beatnicks would snap their fingers and find my piece of ****e album VERY DEEP.
They would discuss each sigh like, "I wonder what made her sigh on song number 4?" And some douche would answer "she was sighing at the plight of the white man." And the black bloke would say, "no, that is not right, that sigh meant she is into civil rights" and a b!tch slap fight would ensue. A woman would interrupt and state that my sigh was CLEARLY about the high price of gas. The truth of song 4 is I was sighing because my husband but on motocross and I hate motocross!
The snake is notoriously tempting
But the snake is fair.
What is worse than not knowing?
To live or disappear?