endlessgrief

A few years ago, while I was at work, I had on Howard Stern and they played this bit. I was alone in my office and I was crying from laughing.

It is not the Howard show, it's the AVANTE GARDE music movement that made me have to change pants (at least twice).

Howard and friends make fun of the music, but the Z's and other bands are really into this sh!t.

I only shared it with you guys cause I wanted to make you pee. And the reason I laugh is THIS IS A REAL FORM OF MUSIC.

Howard Stern show * The "Z"s - YouTube

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Runs like Dog

John Coltrane's "Ascension" is like that. His "Om" even more so. They say Coltrane was tripping during "Om" but I don't know.

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endlessgrief

People always want to stand out in the name of "art." What are we to expect next? Recorded bowel movements? Old ladies chewing a Lady Jane (carmel candy) with no teeth?

As some of you may know, I sigh A LOT when annoyed. I could record my sighs and sell it to the masses in the name of art.

I would have 10 songs with 10 sighs for different reasons. But in reality, all the sighs sound exactly the same. And the too cool for school beatnicks would snap their fingers and find my piece of ****e album VERY DEEP.

They would discuss each sigh like, "I wonder what made her sigh on song number 4?" And some douche would answer "she was sighing at the plight of the white man." And the black bloke would say, "no, that is not right, that sigh meant she is into civil rights" and a b!tch slap fight would ensue. A woman would interrupt and state that my sigh was CLEARLY about the high price of gas. The truth of song 4 is I was sighing because my husband but on motocross and I hate motocross!

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Gaia

Wow... thank you for this post... I just learned i can record my kids randomly banging on instruments a be a big hit... btw i really think you should do the sigh thing....

Runs like Dog

Heavy Metal Machine Music, by Lou Reed.

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Homemaker_Numero_Uno

Thanks, I am writing a paper for my Post-Modern class and needed some examples of stuff that wasn't what it was. (ref. Ce N'est Pas Une Pipe...)

Dollystanford

*cries and cries and cries and cries*

Norwegian Black Metal

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