05-19-2012, 06:08 PM
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: On a clear day, I can see Mt. Rainier ... but you can't count on the days to be clear here ...
| | Re: PSA of the day
Originally Posted by that_girl
Once my mom left this CRAZY message on my phone about how she lost her keys and couldn't get home, blah blah. It took about 8 minutes on my voice mail for her to tell me this long saga.
At the end she said, 'By the way, this is your mom."
I think I pissed myself, I laughed so hard. I still tease her about that.
Reminded me of something: At one of the overseas stations, we had a guy, not known as one of the quicker of wit or speech, who was stuck in the snow in one of the ammo handling vehicles. He was just sitting in the seat, pressing the accelerator and watching the tires go around. The two of us who saw him decided we needed to go help him (these vehicles are not very large). He continued pressing and watching the one tire stuck in the snow as we approached.
When we got there, he noticed us, so he let off the throttle, took his hearing protection off with one hand, smiled at us, motioned toward the tire and said so sincerely in his drawl, "Fvcker's spinning."
We almost hurt ourselves laughing, and that whole scene got re-enacted numerous times during breaks, with the sincere smile, motion, the whole thing right before that little announcement of the root cause of the current problem ...
Dolly speaks with a ****ney accent. On the drinks thread, we talk about ****tails. A confident person might be ****-sure. An arrogant person is ****y.
#%$@ TAM!!! It was a rooster long before it was an organ!!! FREE THE **** FROM THE EVIL TAM CENSORS!