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Hey, TAM members I've got a great proposition for you! The next time you have to write a special romantic note in a card for your significant other.... let us help you out!

I know I always get writers block at first but I've learned exactly how to spice up the most boring "I love you" cards. I love writing romantic poems and can use special imagery and key phrases to turn anyone on without being too sexual or dirty.

I'll give examples later tonight

that_girl

How about:

Happy Birthday.

Lick me.

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Numb in Ohio

My H used to tell me

" Roses are red, violets are blue, I love you more, than wives one and two"

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I remember I gave an ex girlfriend who had just broken up with me a card with a little bunny and a cake on the front. Inside it read "Happy birthday, I baked you a cake..... but I've got other plans for the frosting.". I wrote something sweet and casual inside and sent it too her.

A few days later se called to thank me and was like, "Um.... how are you?. Can we talk again?". I only did it to mess with her head becase she wouldn't stop trying to tease me with lazy communication and sexy pics. After that she chased me off and on and all through my marriage and even when she tied the knot herself.

I'll try to find other examples later on. I know I have a book around here somewhere with a lot of short little pieces I've come up with that range from cavity causing sweetness to visual sex scenes you expect to find in romance novels and well written erotica.

Dollystanford

thanks for all the boring sex
that is why you're now my ex

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Learn how to talk proper, know what I mean?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dollystanford I don't sweat....I glisten

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You used to set my heart on fire,
Then you used me to your heart's desire,
You left me when you did tire,
You'll always be remembered....
As a cheating, wh*re, and liar.