05-01-2012, 09:42 PM
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Dallas, Tx
| | Re: Let me help you with that Hallmark card!
I remember I gave an ex girlfriend who had just broken up with me a card with a little bunny and a cake on the front. Inside it read "Happy birthday, I baked you a cake..... but I've got other plans for the frosting.". I wrote something sweet and casual inside and sent it too her.
A few days later se called to thank me and was like, "Um.... how are you?. Can we talk again?". I only did it to mess with her head becase she wouldn't stop trying to tease me with lazy communication and sexy pics. After that she chased me off and on and all through my marriage and even when she tied the knot herself.
I'll try to find other examples later on. I know I have a book around here somewhere with a lot of short little pieces I've come up with that range from cavity causing sweetness to visual sex scenes you expect to find in romance novels and well written erotica.