feeling left out, most creative way to get banned?
All the best posters have been banned it seems and I'm feeling like I am missing out on some badge of honor. Perhaps Amp doesn't care enough to ban me or maybe I am too beta and haven't ticked off someone enough for them to report my post.
Thus I feel worthless and unloved, I crave the negative attention that Bandit.45, ladyfrog, that_girl, and LordMayhem have been showered with.
However, I deem it crass to merely call someone a name or get banned in a manner unfit of the status that I have worked hard on TAM to uphold. IOW, I need to be banned in a flashy, spectacular yet tasteful way. I need this to be done so that people will talk about me for years to come, my deed needs to be spoken in careful whispers, "can you believe AR did that?!" in fear that the mere mention of it will cause the orator to be banned as well.
Which brings me to ask the assistance of the TAM social weirdos who are reading this thread. Who better than this group of dysfunctional and insanely twisted cadre of troglodytes to help me come up with a way to do this?
disclaimer- this is a facetious post! please don't ban me!
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~~~ SW ~~~
~ A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband. She says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you". Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"...She replies, "It's me ... talking to the wine.
__________________ The first question should always be, "If it's that bad, why are you still there?
OK, you screwed up, it happens. Now apologize. But apologize just once. Make it loud, clear, short, to the point, and directly to those you trespassed against. Then move on.
__________________ The first question should always be, "If it's that bad, why are you still there?
OK, you screwed up, it happens. Now apologize. But apologize just once. Make it loud, clear, short, to the point, and directly to those you trespassed against. Then move on.
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~~~ SW ~~~
~ A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband. She says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you". Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"...She replies, "It's me ... talking to the wine.
Re: feeling left out, most creative way to get banned?
I got it!
If you've got the space you could write "talk about marriage" on your penis and upload a pic. Snort cocaine and film it. Make a disturbing clown sex porn that will terrify and bewilder folk from all around. Have an affair with a moderators dog and let them catch you. Head over to the sex forum and ask the women why they can't just put out more often. Ask the ladies lounge what they're doing out of the kitchen, and make comments about their weight and attraction going down hill. Tell the going through divorce and seperation people to suck it up.
Re: feeling left out, most creative way to get banned?
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Originally Posted by Nsweet
I got it!
If you've got the space you could write "talk about marriage" on your penis and upload a pic. Snort cocaine and film it. Make a disturbing clown sex porn that will terrify and bewilder folk from all around. Have an affair with a moderators dog and let them catch you. Head over to the sex forum and ask the women why they can't just put out more often. Ask the ladies lounge what they're doing out of the kitchen, and make comments about their weight and attraction going down hill. Tell the going through divorce and seperation people to suck it up.
I doubt you'll go through with it.
dont forget to tell CWI folks that its JUST sex...
Re: feeling left out, most creative way to get banned?
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Originally Posted by canttrustu
dont forget to tell CWI folks that its JUST sex...
and.... For her: "maybe your husband cheated/left you because you suck in bed and can't cook". For him: "maybe your wife left you because you're tiny down there/can't get it up and you're a lazy slob". To get even dirtier..... "I slept with her/him too and caught an STD".
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feeling left out, most creative way to get banned? 
