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post #46 of 75 (permalink) Old 05-04-2012, 11:20 PM
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What shoudl i be doing? Be up his ass all day? That comes at bedtime.
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I just can't ESCAPE the computer talk!!! You sound like my hubby lmfao. Do you post up random numbers and letters(Code from what he has told me) on pm's as well?
Console.WriteLine("I don't know");
String nextLine = this.getNextLine();
while (! nextLine.Contains("what you're talking about")
nextLine - this.getNextLine();

/*
Poster has been at this for about 10 straight &$%^#* years now
Since nothing else worked, he's going to go for broke
*/

String response = "";
try
{
response = sex_outside_marriage();
}
catch (DiseaseException disease)
{
if (disease.isFatal())
die("goodbye cruel world!");
else
{
post_on_TAM( getEuphemizedWording("It was all her fault") );
}
}
catch (GriefFromWifeException grief)
{
if (grief.Message.Contains("I'm divorcing your worthless ass")
post_on_TAM( getEuphemizedWording("I didn't mean it.
What am I going to do?") );
}

/*
if we got here, we didn't catch a DiseaseException
and we didn't catch a GriefFromWifeException
Check the response we got and proceed accordingly
*/

if (response.contains("Ohhh, Ahhh, baby, I'm in love with you"))
{
try
{
response = continueAffair();
}
catch (mistressIsPregnantException mistressIsPregnant)
{
post_on_TAM(getEuphemizedWording("I was alone and she was not meeting my needs"));
if (I_dont_like_the_response())
{
post_on_TAM(getEuphemizedWording("What was I supposed to do?");
}
if (I_still_dont_like_the_response())
{
post_on_TAM(getArgumentWording("No, you stupid SOB, You don't know what it's like"));
}
}
}



/*
Don't bend your mind too much. Maybe it's funny it you
can halfway read sloppy pseudo code

disclaimer: Totally in fun. No offense intended to anyone.
and now, I don't know if it will maintain it's formatting
so it may be even more difficult to read.
*/

gracefully_end_this_silly_routine();

There's a big difference between having ten years of experience, and having one year of experience ten times.


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My friend says hi to you. She had name of Bright Eyes and told me of this site. I told her I sign up and she said say hi.
I see. I was hoping that Bright Eyes was a real person and not just a fabricated persona. Not some guy named Peggy. I am so naive it is incredible.

Matryoshka dolls comes to mind. You know, those russian dolls? You wonder just how many there will be. Always a surprise.


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Re: Typical TAM responses

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Console.WriteLine("I don't know");
String nextLine = this.getNextLine();
while (! nextLine.Contains("what you're talking about"))
{
nextLine - this.getNextLine();

/*
Poster has been at this for about 10 straight &$%^#* years now
Since nothing else worked, he's going to go for broke
*/

String response = "";
try
{
response = sex_outside_marriage();
}
catch (DiseaseException disease)
{
if (disease.isFatal())
die("goodbye cruel world!");
else
{
post_on_TAM( getEuphemizedWording("It was all her fault") );
}
}
catch (GriefFromWifeException grief)
{
if (grief.Message.Contains("I'm divorcing your worthless ass")
post_on_TAM( getEuphemizedWording("I didn't mean it.
What am I going to do?") );
}

/*
if we got here, we didn't catch a DiseaseException
and we didn't catch a GriefFromWifeException
Check the response we got and proceed accordingly
*/

if (response.contains("Ohhh, Ahhh, baby, I'm in love with you"))
{
try
{
response = continueAffair();
}
catch (mistressIsPregnantException mistressIsPregnant)
{
post_on_TAM(getEuphemizedWording("I was alone and she was not meeting my needs"));
if (I_dont_like_the_response())
{
post_on_TAM(getEuphemizedWording("What was I supposed to do?");
}
if (I_still_dont_like_the_response())
{
post_on_TAM(getArgumentWording("No, you stupid SOB, You don't know what it's like"));
}
}
}



/*
Don't bend your mind too much. Maybe it's funny it you
can halfway read sloppy pseudo code

disclaimer: Totally in fun. No offense intended to anyone.
and now, I don't know if it will maintain it's formatting
so it may be even more difficult to read.
*/

gracefully_end_this_silly_routine();

}
Added a missing parenthesis above. This could not have run in eclipse.

Also some curly braces. I should have grabbed this and dropped this into vi or textpad

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Added a missing parenthesis above. This could not have run in eclipse.
Thanks. What would we do without testers.

If that was all that was wrong there, I'm REALLY surprised. . I don't have the energy to proofread it to see.

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Thanks. What would we do without testers.

If that was all that was wrong there, I'm REALLY surprised. . I don't have the energy to proofread it to see.
I taught java for a number of years. I am very rusty.

Good effort sir. Nicely done.

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Added a missing parenthesis above. This could not have run in eclipse.

Also some curly braces. I should have grabbed this and dropped this into vi or textpad
I started thinking ... don't know if you've ever done any Perl programming, but about 10 years ago, I did a lot of it. In those days, they used to have Perl Poetry contests. Perl's syntax is perfect for that. The rules usually required that it had to compile and run.

I would just absolutely ROFL reading some of the convoluted nerd humor in those things.

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5) What was her child hood like
6) For Anthony DeMello quote
7) Out with friends means cheating
8) If you want to hear about how my marriage is great but I am here all the time
9) I am married to nuts but on fourth marriage
10) I cheat with hookers but love family
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Shove a keylogger up his a$&, pull a 180 and read No More Mister Nice Guy!!!

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Sorry quick aside.

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I taught java for a number of years. I am very rusty.

Good effort sir. Nicely done.

More of a C++ guy myself... though all my drivers are still written in C still. The language will never die.

Oh and get this, I still use emacs and vi!
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Dear Lord... Y'all need to move the geek p0rn to a more appropriate board... or at least give a girl a warning to take a cold shower. Geesshhh...
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You all are a riot lol.. I love this forum!!
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Shove a keylogger up his a$&, pull a 180 and read No More Mister Nice Guy!!!
We already covered NO ANAL (for him at least) and there you go giving it away for free... tsk tsk tsk

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Today is your lucky day, Entropy! As a new moderator, I happened to notice that the system called up an error. Since we're friends, I stopped the recursive ban procedure. Below is a section of code that the system returned, just in case you were wondering.

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Don't look behind the curtain again, okay?? (okay, I really dumbed down the programming code example to try to make it obvious that this is a joke)
HALIEN - Congrats on your promotion, well deserved! Now that I've buttered you up with compliments... PLEASE use your new powers for good and dig up the Fart thread the OP deleted.

Seriously though... Congrats!
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I started thinking ... don't know if you've ever done any Perl programming, but about 10 years ago, I did a lot of it. In those days, they used to have Perl Poetry contests. Perl's syntax is perfect for that. The rules usually required that it had to compile and run.

I would just absolutely ROFL reading some of the convoluted nerd humor in those things.
I have done some Perl. Years gone by I was more of a system programmer writing in C. They use to have an obfuscated C contest each year. They probably still do.

A lot of this stuff gets religious pretty fast. Great stuff though.

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