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Re: Typical TAM responses
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gaia
I just can't ESCAPE the computer talk!!! You sound like my hubby lmfao. Do you post up random numbers and letters(Code from what he has told me) on pm's as well?
post_on_TAM(getEuphemizedWording("I was alone and she was not meeting my needs"));
if (I_dont_like_the_response())
{
post_on_TAM(getEuphemizedWording("What was I supposed to do?");
}
if (I_still_dont_like_the_response())
{
post_on_TAM(getArgumentWording("No, you stupid SOB, You don't know what it's like"));
}
}
}
/*
Don't bend your mind too much. Maybe it's funny it you
can halfway read sloppy pseudo code
disclaimer: Totally in fun. No offense intended to anyone.
and now, I don't know if it will maintain it's formatting
so it may be even more difficult to read.
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Dolly speaks with a ****ney accent. On the drinks thread, we talk about ****tails. A confident person might be ****-sure. An arrogant person is ****y.
#%$@ TAM!!! It was a rooster long before it was an organ!!! FREE THE **** FROM THE EVIL TAM CENSORS!
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Rectitude--Courage--Benevolence--Respect--Honesty--Honor--Loyalty
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."
"Why do we fall? So we might learn to pick ourselves up."
"It’s not who we are underneath, but what we do that defines us."
post_on_TAM(getEuphemizedWording("I was alone and she was not meeting my needs"));
if (I_dont_like_the_response())
{
post_on_TAM(getEuphemizedWording("What was I supposed to do?");
}
if (I_still_dont_like_the_response())
{
post_on_TAM(getArgumentWording("No, you stupid SOB, You don't know what it's like"));
}
}
}
/*
Don't bend your mind too much. Maybe it's funny it you
can halfway read sloppy pseudo code
disclaimer: Totally in fun. No offense intended to anyone.
and now, I don't know if it will maintain it's formatting
so it may be even more difficult to read.
*/
gracefully_end_this_silly_routine();
}
Added a missing parenthesis above. This could not have run in eclipse.
Also some curly braces. I should have grabbed this and dropped this into vi or textpad
__________________
Rectitude--Courage--Benevolence--Respect--Honesty--Honor--Loyalty
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."
"Why do we fall? So we might learn to pick ourselves up."
"It’s not who we are underneath, but what we do that defines us."
__________________
Dolly speaks with a ****ney accent. On the drinks thread, we talk about ****tails. A confident person might be ****-sure. An arrogant person is ****y.
#%$@ TAM!!! It was a rooster long before it was an organ!!! FREE THE **** FROM THE EVIL TAM CENSORS!
__________________
Rectitude--Courage--Benevolence--Respect--Honesty--Honor--Loyalty
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."
"Why do we fall? So we might learn to pick ourselves up."
"It’s not who we are underneath, but what we do that defines us."
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Posts: 1,863
Re: Typical TAM responses
Quote:
Originally Posted by Entropy3000
Added a missing parenthesis above. This could not have run in eclipse.
Also some curly braces. I should have grabbed this and dropped this into vi or textpad
I started thinking ... don't know if you've ever done any Perl programming, but about 10 years ago, I did a lot of it. In those days, they used to have Perl Poetry contests. Perl's syntax is perfect for that. The rules usually required that it had to compile and run.
I would just absolutely ROFL reading some of the convoluted nerd humor in those things.
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Dolly speaks with a ****ney accent. On the drinks thread, we talk about ****tails. A confident person might be ****-sure. An arrogant person is ****y.
#%$@ TAM!!! It was a rooster long before it was an organ!!! FREE THE **** FROM THE EVIL TAM CENSORS!
5) What was her child hood like
6) For Anthony DeMello quote
7) Out with friends means cheating
8) If you want to hear about how my marriage is great but I am here all the time
9) I am married to nuts but on fourth marriage
10) I cheat with hookers but love family
Today is your lucky day, Entropy! As a new moderator, I happened to notice that the system called up an error. Since we're friends, I stopped the recursive ban procedure. Below is a section of code that the system returned, just in case you were wondering.
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Don't look behind the curtain again, okay?? (okay, I really dumbed down the programming code example to try to make it obvious that this is a joke)
HALIEN - Congrats on your promotion, well deserved! Now that I've buttered you up with compliments... PLEASE use your new powers for good and dig up the Fart thread the OP deleted.
I started thinking ... don't know if you've ever done any Perl programming, but about 10 years ago, I did a lot of it. In those days, they used to have Perl Poetry contests. Perl's syntax is perfect for that. The rules usually required that it had to compile and run.
I would just absolutely ROFL reading some of the convoluted nerd humor in those things.
I have done some Perl. Years gone by I was more of a system programmer writing in C. They use to have an obfuscated C contest each year. They probably still do.
A lot of this stuff gets religious pretty fast. Great stuff though.
__________________
Rectitude--Courage--Benevolence--Respect--Honesty--Honor--Loyalty
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."
"Why do we fall? So we might learn to pick ourselves up."
"It’s not who we are underneath, but what we do that defines us."
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Re: Typical TAM responses 
That comes at bedtime.
