Re: Typical TAM responses
I just can't ESCAPE the computer talk!!! You sound like my hubby lmfao. Do you post up random numbers and letters(Code from what he has told me) on pm's as well?
Console.WriteLine("I don't know");
String nextLine = this.getNextLine();
while (! nextLine.Contains("what you're talking about")
nextLine - this.getNextLine();
Poster has been at this for about 10 straight &$%^#* years now
Since nothing else worked, he's going to go for broke
String response = "";
response = sex_outside_marriage();
catch (DiseaseException disease)
die("goodbye cruel world!");
post_on_TAM( getEuphemizedWording("It was all her fault") );}
catch (GriefFromWifeException grief)
if (grief.Message.Contains("I'm divorcing your worthless ass")
post_on_TAM( getEuphemizedWording("I didn't mean it.
What am I going to do?") );
if we got here, we didn't catch a DiseaseException
and we didn't catch a GriefFromWifeException
Check the response we got and proceed accordingly
if (response.contains("Ohhh, Ahhh, baby, I'm in love with you"))
response = continueAffair();}
catch (mistressIsPregnantException mistressIsPregnant)
post_on_TAM(getEuphemizedWording("I was alone and she was not meeting my needs"));}
post_on_TAM(getEuphemizedWording("What was I supposed to do?");}
post_on_TAM(getArgumentWording("No, you stupid SOB, You don't know what it's like"));}
Don't bend your mind too much. Maybe it's funny it you
can halfway read sloppy pseudo code
disclaimer: Totally in fun. No offense intended to anyone.
and now, I don't know if it will maintain it's formatting
so it may be even more difficult to read.
There's a big difference between having ten years of experience, and having one year of experience ten times.
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Last edited by shy_guy; 05-04-2012 at 11:53 PM.