05-22-2012, 11:28 PM
Join Date: Jan 2012
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| | Re: West Coast Ocean Temperatures
Originally Posted by LadyFrogFlyAway
I don't swim in any ocean. If I want my lady bits frozen I'll shove a popsicle up my *poonannie*
Up to my thighs, that's it. Adore everything about the ocean except the temperature.
Well, if you want to think about it like that, just imagine being a man and going swimming in that water ... talk about "going into hiding" ... You better hope you have enough butt to hold your trunks up because you're not going to get any help from anything else ... If you did lose your trunks, though, no worry about fish - there's not enough exposed to serve as bait ...
It's all okay, though. There's going to be some time separation between swimming and any activity where that might matter. By that time, everything will recover ...
Seriously, though, when we swam or body boarded in northern California, when we got out of the water, at first, I couldn't feel the sand beneath my feet. The feeling would come back in a few minutes
. One thing for sure, you want to stay plenty active while you're in the water ...
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