nice777guy

Used for short, random rants about whatever.

I'll start...

My pregnant "work spouse"'s excessive burping is getting very annoying, and its kind of nasty. Just sayin...

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“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity!" - Carlin

that_girl

What is a work spouse

This day is draggin' ass and my husband called in sick. UGH! I should have too...just sayin.

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Gaia

She's burping excessively because the baby inside is extra gassy! Just be glad it isn't excessive farting! And yeah.. what is a work spouse? lol

nice777guy

Work Spouse - someone you've worked very closely to for a while and gotten to know very well.

I guess she's "comfortable" enough around me to not hold all this gas in!!!

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“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity!" - Carlin

southern wife

Is that like a "work husband" or a "work wife"?

I'm thirstly and I really want a nice glass of Chardonnay..................just sayin'!

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~~~ SW ~~~
~ A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband. She says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you". Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"...She replies, "It's me ... talking to the wine.

lamaga

Completely understandable, niceguy...since, as we all know, men never ever belch, burp, or fart...

It must be awful for you!

In_The_Wind

My Yard Gnome ran away last night Just sayin

lamaga

Dolly won't tell me what's in clotted cream.

In_The_Wind

didnt she post a pic of it

probably goats milk or something

Dollystanford

you should stop twiddling your olives

both my boss and his PA are partially deaf, so their entire conversation consists of him sitting in his office shouting something and her saying 'what?' and him shouting 'did you say something?' and her saying to me 'what's he saying?' and me going 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh'

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Learn how to talk proper, know what I mean?

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Originally Posted by Dollystanford I don't sweat....I glisten

lamaga

She did, but for all we know, that creamy, fluffy concoction has ground up hamster in it. Did she reveal ingredients? SHE DID NOT.

Gaia

vat19com - YouTube

In_The_Wind

that would be a great skit

southern wife

What.....LadyFrog twiddling her olives, or that conversation?

Either way.........

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~~~ SW ~~~
~ A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband. She says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you". Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"...She replies, "It's me ... talking to the wine.

southern wife

I SOOOOO need one of those glasses!

But is that 2nd holding the bagged bottle?

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~~~ SW ~~~
~ A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband. She says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you". Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"...She replies, "It's me ... talking to the wine.