Don't You Hate it When . . .

shy_guy · 05-25-2012, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Halien

Don't you hate it when you wear those fun new electric blue boxer briefs on the day you have some scheduled x-rays, only to have the nurse tell you that they're out of large gowns, and the ones they have will barely fit over your shoulders? Then you overhear the nurses snickering while taking bets on who gets to take "the blue bandit" down the hall, and up to the fifth floor?

It'd be easy enough to solve. Just take 'em off ... see how many of those nurses want to take THAT bandit down the hall

heartsbeating · 05-25-2012, 12:40 AM

occasionallybaffled · 05-25-2012, 12:41 AM

Don't you hate it when the car in front of you slows down and turns... without using their turn signal!

Gaia · 05-25-2012, 12:42 AM

Don't ya hate it when you wanna stay and read TAM forums but your visions getting blurry so your forced to get off and go to bed?

endlessgrief · 05-25-2012, 12:47 AM

Don't you hate it when you are in a movie theater and you are the only one who gawfaws loudly at a certain part? And the people all turn and look at you like you are retarded?

Don't you hate it when you unknowingly walk into someone else's fart wall in a store?

Don't you hate it when you are afraid to yell or swear in your own house? As some of you know, I have 4 large parrots and they are LOUD. Every night at dusk, my white bird "calls in the flock" by screaming his head off "AAH AAH AAH AAH AAH" till it gets dark. I was speaking to the neighbor who lives behind me and I asked him if my bird's screaming bothered him. He said "no, never heard your bird scream, but I did hear YOU yell "SHUT THE F*CK UP" a few times.

CLucas976 · 05-25-2012, 12:48 AM

Don't you hate it when you dump something (like that effing dish detergent) all over your crotch at work, and have to continue working with the public with no other clothes to change into?

I hated every last minute of it this morning, let me tell you.

endlessgrief · 05-25-2012, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by shy_guy

It'd be easy enough to solve. Just take 'em off ... see how many of those nurses want to take THAT bandit down the hall

Just pray it isn't cold in there!

occasionallybaffled · 05-25-2012, 12:50 AM

Don't you hate it when you wash your car and the street you drive down has construction everywhere... and dust/dirt blows all around your vehicle?

endlessgrief · 05-25-2012, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by CLucas976

Don't you hate it when you dump something (like that effing dish detergent) all over your crotch at work, and have to continue working with the public with no other clothes to change into?

I hated every last minute of it this morning, let me tell you.

On the bright side, your balls are lemony fresh.

CLucas976 · 05-25-2012, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by endlessgrief

On the bright side, your balls are lemony fresh.

Now if only I had balls, I could play that off o.o

endlessgrief · 05-25-2012, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by CLucas976

Now if only I had balls, I could play that off o.o

Don't you hate it when you have a 50/50 shot and you choose wrong?

Dollystanford · 05-25-2012, 12:57 AM

I'm CRYING with laughter now!

CLucas976 · 05-25-2012, 01:02 AM

its ok endless, I act like I have balls all the time. sometimes I scratch them just to make people wonder

occasionallybaffled · 05-25-2012, 01:02 AM

Don't you hate it when you purposely use the bathroom at home (#2) before you go somewhere, because you know there won't be any nice facilities/any at all-- AND as soon as you get there... nature calls?

shy_guy · 05-25-2012, 01:20 AM

Don't you hate it when you're fully engrossed in an argument, fully convinced you're right, someone puts forth a point, and suddenly you think, "Oh yeah, I didn't think of that ... "