Heartsbeating started a lovely "don't you love it when . . " thread and I feel the need to start a "don't you hate it when . . ." YIN AND YANG MY FRIENDS, plus this is more my forte
Don't you hate it when you go to take a shower and hubby forgot to light the water heater.
Don't you hate it when your back itches in the ONE SPOT you can't reach?
Don't you hate it when you talk to someone for awhile and then go to the bathroom, look in the mirror and you have a huge piece of spinach in your teeth?
Don't you hate it when you are talking to someone and they have a big booger hanging out of their nose and you can't hear a word they are saying because in your mind you are saying "do I tell him? Oh that is gross! Oh my God, it's moving!!!!"
Don't you hate it when you are talking to someone and they have a big booger hanging out of their nose and you can't hear a word they are saying because in your mind you are saying "do I tell him? Oh that is gross! Oh my God, it's moving!!!!"
its funny cause its soooo true!!!!!!!
Dont you hate it when your in a hurry and you put the pot on the stove and go get ready.Come back thinking its done and realize you forgot to turn on the stove!!!
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Re: Don't You Hate it When . . .
You hit a construction zone where every one needs to merge to one lane and some dill weed comes wizzing by you to get to the front of the line and somebody lets them in!!!
Don't you hate it when you start the coffee machine and you forgot to put the water in the tank?
Don't you hate it when you leave the house or work, get a few miles down road..........too far to turn around and go back, and realize you forgot your cell phone? (I did this yesterday!)
Don't you hate it when you're in a public restroom and there's not enough tissue to wipe?
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~ A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband. She says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you". Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"...She replies, "It's me ... talking to the wine.
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~ A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband. She says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you". Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"...She replies, "It's me ... talking to the wine.
You hit a construction zone where every one needs to merge to one lane and some dill weed comes wizzing by you to get to the front of the line and somebody lets them in!!!
You hit a construction zone where every one needs to merge to one lane and some dill weed comes wizzing by you to get to the front of the line and somebody lets them in!!!
It was me and I'm so sorry! I was running late for work!
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~ A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband. She says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you". Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"...She replies, "It's me ... talking to the wine.
don't you hate it when the person with the worst coffee breath sits next to you in a meeting and has to talk A LOT (this happened to me this morning )
Poor Dolly, I feel your pain! When hubby and I got married, we were at the altar and the minister had horrid breath. After the ceremony we all went to the back room. Hubby and I didn't kiss and fawn over the beautiful ceremony, we laughed about how bad the minister's breath was.
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~ A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband. She says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you". Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"...She replies, "It's me ... talking to the wine.