A joke only Golfers may find hilarious

joe kidd · 05-29-2012, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by *Dean*

Golf is all mental once someone learns and controls the fundamentals.

The secret to achieving a low handicap is focusing on how you
recover after making a mistake. Pros make a mistake but still manage to win the tourny.

Yep. It's hard to get past the "have to make it all up with one swing" mentality.

Middle of Everything · 05-29-2012, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by joe kidd

Yep. It's hard to get past the "have to make it all up with one swing" mentality.

That's what I call the "hero shot". Hard to avoid that thinking at times.

And pros dont have to do the hero shot because they have short games that make us regular folk crap our pants. They will get up and down from inside 100 yards more often than not. Oh that and they can actually pull off the hero shot. (like Tiger hoisting a 4 iron over tall trees, landing it on a green 240 yards away.

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Dollystanford · 05-29-2012, 11:21 AM

mmm yes guys I agree

ha ha

Middle of Everything · 05-29-2012, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Dollystanford

mmm yes guys I agree

ha ha

Hey that sounds vaguely familiar. Hmmm could be my wife and sister any time my bro-in-law and I start talking about golf. That good God are you really talking about f@cking golf again?? response.

Dollystanford · 05-29-2012, 11:28 AM

the only time I enjoy talking about golf is Ryder Cup time

Middle of Everything · 05-29-2012, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Dollystanford

the only time I enjoy talking about golf is Ryder Cup time

Damn Brits thinking they can beat us at your own game.

Dollystanford · 05-29-2012, 12:45 PM

you were doing pretty well until the mid-80's

and let's not mention Brookline ha ha

or the tw*t who screams 'GEDDINTHEHOOOOOOOOLE!' as they tee off

It always sounds like the same guy and I HATE him

In_The_Wind · 05-29-2012, 03:39 PM

My drivers known as Big Bertha

Dollystanford · 05-29-2012, 03:40 PM

must...avoid...open...goal

Middle of Everything · 05-29-2012, 03:52 PM

The obvious sexual innuendo of drivers made me remember a headcover that my bro-in-law's brother had. Made fun of him to no end. He eventually got rid of it.

From the pic you can see why we called it "the horse c@ck"