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Wife’s Diary:


Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much.

I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving.

I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep; I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.



Husband's Diary:

A five putt; who the hell five putts ?

Dollystanford

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Originally Posted by Dollystanford I don't sweat....I glisten

lamaga

*Groan*

My dad was a golfer. I'm so glad my husband is NOT

Middle of Everything

Hey!!! But yes I understand. It is a sickness.

Dollystanford

my daddy is a golfer - and in England that means you play in rain, sleet, hail, driving winds

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Middle of Everything

Well in my opinion if you dont play in those conditions, you arent truly a "golfer". You hit a white ball around when its nice. But you arent quite "sick" enough.

joe kidd

I've played in 20 degrees with snow blowing. Best I have ever putted in my life, too cold to think about it. LOL That and the trails the other guys putts were leaving in the light snow gave me great reads.

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larry.gray

I've noticed that when I see the viagra commercial on TV, they say "for more information, talk to your doctor or see our full page ad Golf Digest.

I've also noticed the exact same information during the cealis advertisement on TV.

It makes me wonder, does golf cause impotence?

Middle of Everything

Yeah thats about right. My putter is 34" too.

arbitrator

I do occasionally, and it royally chaps my butt!

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joe kidd

Yep. Sometimes my putter gets the yips.

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arbitrator

If that were to happen to me, I'd absolutely have to run around the neighborhood proudly showing off my new prize!

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Dollystanford

yes, it's all the putter's fault!

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joe kidd

Has to be.

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Dollystanford

well it is when I'm playing Tiger Woods golf on the Wii - damn computer!

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