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Old 05-27-2012, 04:23 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Just IMing with a friend. A few snippets of discussion re: STBXH. Got a theme of using titles of Stephen King books going in my replies:

Closest description of STBXH- "It"
I'm finally making - "The Stand"
Where I'd like STBXH buried- "Salem's Lot" although I know they always come back!
Or at least put him - "Under the Dome".


Friend made me stop at the point, lol'ing was makin' her P her pants!
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With all due respect, I wouldn't want my STBXW to subject herself upon that Salem's Lot crowd. They couldn't and certainly don't deserve to have to put up with her antics either! After all, they have feelings, too!

And as high as the grass was in her yard the other day, she had better be placing a call to the Lawnmower Man.

But if he doesn't quickly get around to getting that job done for her, then she would just tell the townsfolk that he was just too busy cutting the grass over at the Pet Sematary!
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I'v found that all his promises are nothing more than "The Wind Through the Keyhole".
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The jokes in Social are getting Thinner and Thinner.

People just get Carrie-d away.

I don't know what It is.

Pretty soon the jokes will just be a "Bag of Bones".
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someone needs to take a STAND
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but we're in the dead zone

and there's no way I can work Cujo in
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Learning to be my own "Dreamcatcher"
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give him a nice SHINING black eye from me
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He put me in the middle of The Storm of the Century and I suffered great amounts of Misery while walking The Green Mile instead of driving Christine.
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ya'll are making me miss my stephen king reads.
gonna have to start up again.
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He put me in the middle of The Storm of the Century and I suffered great amounts of Misery while walking The Green Mile instead of driving Christine.
Haven't heard a litany quite like that since 11/22/63! Sounds like a real Creepshow!
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WHY o WHY do you put the month before the day?????

why would you do that???

it should be day/month/year!
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He put me in the middle of The Storm of the Century and I suffered great amounts of Misery while walking The Green Mile instead of driving Christine.
Brilliant, well done my friend!!!!
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Isn't it the Pet Cemetery where they always come back?

You should make a Shawshank and stab him in the nuts, giving him no redemption. If you stab him in his Needful Things, he is going to feel such Misery.

Or wait for the Nightshift at a local factory to get out of work and throw his sorry azz in The Mangler.

He is such a Creep, I'm glad you showed him the door.

Holy crap, was my post CHEESY!!!!!!
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WHY o WHY do you put the month before the day?????

why would you do that???

it should be day/month/year!

Just something preferred by us Yanks, I'm afraid! 11/22/63 is the name of King's latest novel.
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