Gaia

We have the british sayings thread... so how about we start one for dolly's entertainment?

Gaia

Ok now these aren't weird... maybe a bit odd.. but here's a few i remember hearing.


Whatever floats your boat.

I wasn't born yesterday.


I didn't just fall off the wagon.

There's your sign. (Hubby says that ALL the time!! It's annoying but funny.)

When I think of more I'll add em. Anyone else... feel free to add some!

joe kidd

Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.

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Jealousy, turning saints into the sea. Swimming through sick lullabies. Choking on your alibis

southern wife

Clear as mud

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~~~ SW ~~~
~ A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband. She says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you". Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"...She replies, "It's me ... talking to the wine.

southern wife

Hangin' in there like hair in a biscuit

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~~~ SW ~~~
~ A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband. She says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you". Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"...She replies, "It's me ... talking to the wine.

southern wife

when h#ll freezes over

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~~~ SW ~~~
~ A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband. She says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you". Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"...She replies, "It's me ... talking to the wine.

southern wife

if the creek don't rise

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~~~ SW ~~~
~ A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband. She says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you". Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"...She replies, "It's me ... talking to the wine.

southern wife

Shut your pie hole

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~~~ SW ~~~
~ A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband. She says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you". Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"...She replies, "It's me ... talking to the wine.

DanF

Written in mud.

I didn't just fall off the turnip truck.

I might have been born at night, but it wasn't last night.

joe kidd

Sh*t fire and save the matches!

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Jealousy, turning saints into the sea. Swimming through sick lullabies. Choking on your alibis

lamaga

As useless as tits on a boar hog.

Just about a half bubble off plumb.

I wouldn't spit on him/her if he/she were on fire.

And Dan, I loved yours, but that's TURNIP truck, not turning truck

Dollystanford

ha ha a thread for my entertainment oh GOODY

we do use some of these but I love 'don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining' ha ha I'm definitely using that!

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Learn how to talk proper, know what I mean?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dollystanford I don't sweat....I glisten

canttrustu

Right as rain.

Dont know sh*t from applebutter

Woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

In_The_Wind

Does a bear sh** in the woods

southern wife

Who p!ssed in your corn flakes?

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~~~ SW ~~~
~ A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband. She says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you". Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"...She replies, "It's me ... talking to the wine.