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Re: When you fart in public in front of friends...
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Originally Posted by Dollystanford
this would never happen
'cause women never fart, right?
Not gonna work - I've raised two daughters and know all about it ... and how it gets blamed on the dog, on the sister, on whomever is convenient ... when you have a cramp, you just gotta let it go.
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Re: When you fart in public in front of friends...
When a certain one of my relatives (whom I just won't mention out of respect) was getting up in years, she got to the point that she couldn't control gas, and every time she started to get up, it sounded like she ripped her pants ... a very LONG seam at that ... It embarassed her no end, but she really couldn't help it.
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#%$@ TAM!!! It was a rooster long before it was an organ!!! FREE THE **** FROM THE EVIL TAM CENSORS!
Re: When you fart in public in front of friends...
I try to step aside and do it where they won't have to smell it an do it quietly. If they go near I warn them, but don't tell them exactly why. My ex wife used to defiantly walk in that direction to spite me for a well deserved "I told you so!".
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Re: When you fart in public in front of friends...
An old man was in a Dr. visit. When the Dr. asked him what he needed he said, "Well, I always have to pass gas. It's even happened to me while I've been sitting in your office. I don't know if you'd really call it a problem, though. I mean, nobody can hear it, and nobody can smell it."
"I see," the dr. said as he started writing in his chart. "So the first thing we'll do is send you for a hearing check, then we'll see if we can get those sinuses cleared up for you."
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Dolly speaks with a ****ney accent. On the drinks thread, we talk about ****tails. A confident person might be ****-sure. An arrogant person is ****y.
#%$@ TAM!!! It was a rooster long before it was an organ!!! FREE THE **** FROM THE EVIL TAM CENSORS!
I guess I'm different from most guys... I have always operated on the principal that I don't enjoy hearing or smelling other peoples bodily functions, and I afford them the same respect.... That includes wife and kids.
However, our smallest is affectionately nick named "pooter"... You can guess why!
Re: When you fart in public in front of friends...
I'm a woman,so I don't fart :-)
Seriously, I can't say that this has ever happened to me in company, but if it did I'd quickly make my apologies and hope the conversation could move on - quickly.
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I think my wife KNOWS that everyone would normally blame the man, her husband, if a silent bomb escapes in a crowded store, so she'll just frown at me and leave. It is SOOO unfair, because then, all the women are giving ME the death glare!!!! I swear I see an evil glint in her eye as she walks away, slowly shaking her head, as if disgusted by her husband's behavior.
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When you fart in public in front of friends... 
