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Hope everyone in TAM enjoys this thread.


Weird Al Yankovic - Like A Surgeon - YouTube

joe kidd

lol. Is this a thread for dirty limericks too?

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Jealousy, turning saints into the sea. Swimming through sick lullabies. Choking on your alibis

cherokee96red

Guy walks into a bar and says "Ow!"

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that_girl

There once was a man from Nantucket...

With a nose so long you could........um....

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Dollystanford

There once was a man from Leeds,
who swallowed a packet of seeds,
within half an hour,
his d*ck was a flower,
and his balls were all covered with weeds.

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Originally Posted by Dollystanford I don't sweat....I glisten

joe kidd

There once was a man from New York, He wanted a loin but not pork........

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Dollystanford

There was a young girl named Denise
Whose pubes hung down to her knees
The crabs got together
To knit her a sweater
So in winter her tw*t wouldn’t freeze.

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Originally Posted by Dollystanford I don't sweat....I glisten

that_girl

Whack it!

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that_girl

*BREATHE*

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joe kidd

There was a young dentist Malone
who had a charming girl patient alone.
But in his depravity
he filled the wrong cavity,
God, how his practice has grown!

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Jealousy, turning saints into the sea. Swimming through sick lullabies. Choking on your alibis

cherokee96red

What did the Hurricane say to the palm tree?
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Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob!

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joe kidd

There once was a fellow O'Doole
Who found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic
said Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!

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Jealousy, turning saints into the sea. Swimming through sick lullabies. Choking on your alibis

joe kidd

How do you hide money from a hippie?






















Put it under the soap!

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pidge70

What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? We do taste like chicken!

cherokee96red

"So how was spring break down in Florida?"

"To tell you the truth, it was horrid. A

Nice guy bought me booze

Till I puked on his shoes...

I was hoping for something more torrid." "Duh!"

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