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Dolly speaks with a ****ney accent. On the drinks thread, we talk about ****tails. A confident person might be ****-sure. An arrogant person is ****y.
#%$@ TAM!!! It was a rooster long before it was an organ!!! FREE THE **** FROM THE EVIL TAM CENSORS!
Yes, he was an ass. One of the reasons why I left him
That's a weird standard to have for ANYONE ...especially for someone who suffered from IBS. I remember just dying from pain when I had to hold it in. Looking back, I should have just let them rip and told him to get the eff out.
Might I add, our 3 year old also has penetration radar
We sneak away on a Sunday morning (everyone is content and fed and busy) and RIGHT at the moment of penetration, she comes banging on the door, "HEY! WHO LOCKED THIS! OPEN THIS DOOR!" We should have named her C-block.
We just tell her to go away and we'll be out in a few minutes.
umm...yeah...so one night I broke wind IN MY SLEEP and.... it woke us both up. Oh the SHAME! I looked over to him and he graciously said "Did you hear something? I didn't. I love you." and rolled over to cuddle me. I started quietly giggling, then he started giggling too and then we went back to sleep.
umm...yeah...so one night I broke wind IN MY SLEEP and.... it woke us both up. Oh the SHAME! I looked over to him and he graciously said "Did you hear something? I didn't. I love you." and rolled over to cuddle me. I started quietly giggling, then he started giggling too and then we went back to sleep.
I've done this too. OMG! It woke us up and Hubs said, "Damn spiders."
omg.
Once, the smell of his fart woke me up (his are 99% silent). I woke up, just gagging and twitching and I shook him awake and said, "ass."
I've tried to be discreet around my husband, but when you live with someone... Farts, burps and poopy emergencies are unavoidable...
I fart in my sleep... One night I woke myself and him up... I was so embarrassed I pretended to still be asleep... And we were spooning at the time! I remember him jumping when I did it, too. Literally he jumped... LoL!!!
I remember the first time he farted in front of me... I could tell that he was embarrassed, so I just pretended not to hear it. I know he has tummy troubles and I didn't want him to feel bad.
Now when we do yoga we fart regularly... Hubby calls it "progress". I still get embarrassed, but he doesn't comment on it, so I don't feel as bad. Especially in the "wind relieving" position - it's SUPPOSED to help you pass gas... LoL!!!
My ex tho - we did everything together. No shame in it, either. Except the dutch ovens - I'm okay never experiencing one of those again!!!! Posted via Mobile Device
lol wow... you all seem pretty shy for the most part when it comes to your SO. Hell hubby has walked in on me in the shower, on the toilet, ect and just stood there to talk.. he lets em rip all the time, especially at night when were sleeping.. lol. I've shaved legs, armpits, and down there(You all know what i mean) in front of him before. At first i was shy about it.. then over the years it's just became the norm lol. The only time i get some privacy is when i have to do number 2 and even then he walks in on me sometimes... lol but if its him.. oh my gosh its absolutely the worst thing you can do.. is walk in on him taking a dump.. lol. Now i grew up with a family big on privacy so.. he is the only one i ever let do this stuff... but if it were anyone else... uh no... Hell his mother and aunt dont seem to know how to shut the door when at someone elses house and their on the toilet... (I guess thats why he isn't so shy about alot of things..lol)
I have no problem showering in front of him. I like when we shower together! I'd prefer to have privacy when shaving but I don't mind. He came in when I was having a bath once, I was shaving my legs and he sat on the side of the tub and finished shaving my legs for me. It was romantic.
He particularly likes privacy in the bathroom though. He doesn't like if I speak to him through the door. He says "A man needs his private time, talk to me when I'm out." When my mother visited and stayed with us, I'd be telling her "I'm just going to the bathroom, hang on" ...and she'd follow me and still be chatting as I was closing the door on her face...lol..."Yep, be right out..."
lol what is it with that? The hubby will walk in while your doing whatever but if you do the same to him.. oh my god do they get embarrassed!!!! At least mine does.. lol
I had to unlearn "following" my husband to the bathroom. My ex would always want me to tag along and keep him company. Freaked my husband out when I did this with him...
Now when he has to use the restroom, I tell him, "have a nice poop!"
He smirks and scurries off... LoL! Posted via Mobile Device
lol what is it with that? The hubby will walk in while your doing whatever but if you do the same to him.. oh my god do they get embarrassed!!!! At least mine does.. lol
lol oh I mean when he's using to the toilet. Not just generally in the bathroom.
lol oh I mean when he's using to the toilet. Not just generally in the bathroom.
lol thats what im talking about... mine walks in on me if i dont lock the door .. while im doing number 2.. but if i do the same to him.. he gets all embarrassed about it ... then says he cant concentrate with me there... lol
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