Well.. hubby and i were in our room and we had THOUGHT the kids were taking their nap... I went to get a drink and seen i was out of juice so i said... "Ugh I'm thirsty as fock!" (Only with the u not o... lol) and was getting up to go get a drink when all of a sudden.... Our son pops in the room out of nowhere and says..
"I thirsty fock!"
I was a bit dumbfounded but hubby jumped in right away and lectured him about using those words.. lol. Now it's normally him cussing and me having to jump and lecture the kids.. then him. So.. he had a smug look on his face after sending our son back to his room lol.
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Re: Whoops moments!!
A little boy was walked across the living room one day saying, "****, ****, ****, ****" as he went.
His father put down the newspaper and stared in shock as the boy exited. He jumped up, saying, "I'll teach him to cuss!" As he started out of the room after his son, he stepped on a toy car, slipped feet over head and landed flat on his back on the floor knocking the wind out him. He ranted and fumed as he struggled back to his feet, now more determined than ever to pursue his son.
Just then, his wife stuck her head in the door and said, "That's probably enough for the first lesson."
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Not what you were going for, but when I was little (about 4-5 years old?) apparently I couldn't pronounce the word "truck" properly. I pronounced the "T" like an "F". Furthermore I used to get really excited when I saw a truck go by and I'd yell it out over and over while pointing at it (and jumping up and down).
My mom used to get sooo embarrassed when I would point out trucks in crowded places. I was always confused about it because when we were alone she was just fine with it (although she tried to correct me).
I got accused of teaching my son for a while. It turns out there was an emotionally disturbed boy that started at his preschool. My wife went in one day to help and then came home and said "Sorry for accusing you, I know where the boy gets it now."
Not long after this boy was kicked out of the preschool. This boy can't make it out of first grade because he's been expelled twice. Sad, but I'm glad he's away from my son now.
My question is (oh and I'm gonna yell it so cover your ears):
WHO THE FKUK DECIDED WHAT WORDS ARE CUSS WORDS AND SHOULDN'T BE SAID AND WHAT WORDS ARE OKAY?
We can say poop but not sh!t. SAME THING
If someone says, GOD DARNIT, you know they are saying DAMMIT in their heads!
Nothing feels better than screaming the word fkuc when you are angry. The fact that we, as adults, have certain words we cannot say on here. That fcuking sucks azzzzzz! I do, however, like how some people get around the whole swearing thing, but even though it some words are spelled wrong on purpose doesn't mean WE don't know what you mean.
My question is (oh and I'm gonna yell it so cover your ears):
WHO THE FKUK DECIDED WHAT WORDS ARE CUSS WORDS AND SHOULDN'T BE SAID AND WHAT WORDS ARE OKAY?
We can say poop but not sh!t. SAME THING
If someone says, GOD DARNIT, you know they are saying DAMMIT in their heads!
Nothing feels better than screaming the word fkuc when you are angry. The fact that we, as adults, have certain words we cannot say on here. That fcuking sucks azzzzzz! I do, however, like how some people get around the whole swearing thing, but even though it some words are spelled wrong on purpose doesn't mean WE don't know what you mean.
I rarely use expletives in every day talk.... I shocked my wife tonight... someone texted me by accident, they were asking a friends permission to do something... I said to myself, "I should text them back and fvck with their head"....
Ok, I have a twisted sense of humor....you are probably all ashamed of me now
Not what you were going for, but when I was little (about 4-5 years old?) apparently I couldn't pronounce the word "truck" properly. I pronounced the "T" like an "F". Furthermore I used to get really excited when I saw a truck go by and I'd yell it out over and over while pointing at it (and jumping up and down).
My mom used to get sooo embarrassed when I would point out trucks in crowded places. I was always confused about it because when we were alone she was just fine with it (although she tried to correct me).
As long as you know the difference in the two, you should be ok!
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I rarely use expletives in every day talk.... I shocked my wife tonight... someone texted me by accident, they were asking a friends permission to do something... I said to myself, "I should text them back and fvck with their head"....
Ok, I have a twisted sense of humor....you are probably all ashamed of me now
I got a wrong number text once, some dude going on and on about how great *I* was at the beach last night, yadda yadda yadda.
I texted him back, "Dude, you weren't that great, cause I don't remember you!"
When my youngest was a couple months old, hubby and I were arguing (I can't remember why). Anyway, I ended up saying, "That's because I haven't slept in fvcking weeks!" My daughter, who was about 3 at the time, heard it, and instantly started repeating. "fvcking weeks, fvcking weeks" over and over.
A few weeks later I was getting ready for bed, and said, "Ahh, I'm tired..." She looked at me, and said, "Yeah Mommy, that's cause you haven't slept in fvcking weeks!" GAH!
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Re: Whoops moments!!
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Originally Posted by endlessgrief
My question is (oh and I'm gonna yell it so cover your ears):
WHO THE FKUK DECIDED WHAT WORDS ARE CUSS WORDS AND SHOULDN'T BE SAID AND WHAT WORDS ARE OKAY?
We can say poop but not sh!t. SAME THING
If someone says, GOD DARNIT, you know they are saying DAMMIT in their heads!
Nothing feels better than screaming the word fkuc when you are angry. The fact that we, as adults, have certain words we cannot say on here. That fcuking sucks azzzzzz! I do, however, like how some people get around the whole swearing thing, but even though it some words are spelled wrong on purpose doesn't mean WE don't know what you mean.
Way WAAAYY back in Freshman English, we had an entire section on this. In English, many of our cuss words come from Saxon origin. Now I'm trying to pull this out from memory of MANY years ago, so not all of my details are going to be complete, but ...
When the Normans invaded England, many of Saxon origin were relegated to servant or menial positions. As a result, as the languages merged into one, words of Saxon origin were often considered lower class, and thus not to be said by higher class people. Words like piss and sh!t fit this from what I understand.
fvck has an entirely different origin, and as I understand it, it was during the ebbs and flow of delicacy in the language that this one became something that was frowned upon.
Some places, such as "pig" and "pork," as I understand, the Saxons were often put into positions to tend the animals while the Normans would see the animal only more often in its prepare form, so the saxon word would be associated with the animal, and the norman version became associated with the food.
It has been much more than 20 years since we studied that. I found it interesting, so the principle stayed in my mind, but I may have many details off a bit. Someone can correct me if I've strayed off base.
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Dolly speaks with a ****ney accent. On the drinks thread, we talk about ****tails. A confident person might be ****-sure. An arrogant person is ****y.
#%$@ TAM!!! It was a rooster long before it was an organ!!! FREE THE **** FROM THE EVIL TAM CENSORS!
I got a wrong number text once, some dude going on and on about how great *I* was at the beach last night, yadda yadda yadda.
I texted him back, "Dude, you weren't that great, cause I don't remember you!"
I instantly got a reply, "Is this Jenny?"
"Nope"
"SH!T!!! Ignore the pics I just sent!!"
I would have sooo fvckd with him! Told him I was uploading them on the internet already.
It's really fun when you pretend you know them, but are not the person they meant to text.... "how did that thing go?" "How is bob" (or some other common name, or "your mom/dad/sibling") I had one chick going for almost an hour until she made comments that let me know she was a high school kid, and I felt bad and told her I had been yanking her chain. I was laughing so hard while doing it though.....
I would have sooo fvckd with him! Told him I was uploading them on the internet already.
It's really fun when you pretend you know them, but are not the person they meant to text.... "how did that thing go?" "How is bob" (or some other common name, or "your mom/dad/sibling") I had one chick going for almost an hour until she made comments that let me know she was a high school kid, and I felt bad and told her I had been yanking her chain. I was laughing so hard while doing it though.....
I was just bummed that I didn't get the pics! LOL! I shoulda kept up the game, but at that point I was laughing so hard that people were gathering in my office to see what was going on.
Teaching our 3 year old the names of different body parts and the differences between boys and girls. I just hope she isn't calling people PENISES at school. Good lord.
Hubs had a whoops moment the other night. While chasing our little one to bed and her "I'm gonna wiiiin!!!" he said, under his breath, "I am too old for this shet..."
Well, Miss Bossypants came back into the room, "What did you say? Did you say that word? TIME OUT FOR YOU!"
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Whoops moments!! 
I was always confused about it because when we were alone she was just fine with it (although she tried to correct me).
