~~~ SW ~~~
~ A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband. She says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you". Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"...She replies, "It's me ... talking to the wine.
Awh god I know and the poor Kracken doesn't know it's arse from its elbow first thing in the morning, shuffling into the kitchen and mammy there all smug and spritely with her cuppa tea barraging her with questions about the night before!
Patton Oswalt - Nick Nolte - YouTube
Sometimes if we forget something I will say to Pidge.
" Christ Chewbacca, I thought I told you to fix the GD Hyperdrive." In my best Nick Nolte voice. LOL The link above is where I got that from.
My father had a million sayings, all of them hilarious. But one thing stands out above the rest. We were a HUGE fan of ALL IN THE FAMILY, a sitcom in the 70's for those of you who don't know. His wife Edith would yap and yap and yap and tell long stories and Archie would hate it. So he would pantamine suicides when Edith went on and on. My father would do this to my mother when she got too wordy and we kids would fall apart laughing. Check it out!