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Old 06-14-2012, 07:56 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Me: I am sooo happy that you did the laundry today. I am so tired! (his day off).
Him: Um. How about you leave for an hour?



He had been working in the yard and forgot to start laundry.
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Me: I am sooo happy that you did the laundry today. I am so tired! (his day off).
Him: Um. How about you leave for an hour?



He had been working in the yard and forgot to start laundry.
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My husband and I once had a 10 day stand off about who was going to man up and replace the toothpaste in the bathroom. I bet him that he would have to do it and he took it as a competition, so for 10 days we squeezed that bottle as flat as it would get, getting the last bits of toothpaste and leaving the empty toothpaste container on the sink for the other one to deal with. The only thing he didn't know was that I had been cheating, I opened a new container of toothpaste on day 2 and was keeping it hidden under the sink, cause who wants to skimp on toothpaste? Ew. So he was really fighting the battle with himself the whole time, cause I was never using the old toothpaste. On day 10 he broke and was so upset that he had to be the one to open the new tube. He came to me and said "I can't believe you defeated me!" Then he reached down and found my already opened tube of toothpaste and he was so mad that I cheated. I just told him "your the one who lost, you haven't been using toothpaste for the last 10 days just to win a bet. Gross!" And he laughed so hard for some reason.
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Evil ........and so funny!!
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Not so funny but here was mine this morning:
Me: Bye have a nice day
Her: F*** off d**k.
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Incidentally, my name isn't Richard.
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Just another tricky day....
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damn, thats like hall sex, when you pass each other in the hall and just say "**** you"
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Awww MIM!

Kinda like my morning

Me: Have a good day.
Him: I will, you won't be here!
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jesus guys, makes me glad to be on my own now!!!
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I would leave but I don't know how to work the washing machine and I can't afford new clothes everyday.
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just dip them in the sea MIM!
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I would leave but I don't know how to work the washing machine and I can't afford new clothes everyday.
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