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Old 06-18-2012, 09:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default I keep his nuts in my pocket. :)

And it has him crawling all over me!













Ignore the tacky socks, I'd gone for a run and while I changed my clothes, I neglected to ditch the socks.
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Old 06-18-2012, 09:21 AM   #2 (permalink)
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And it has him crawling all over me!
HA! Just proves that chipmunks and men really are alike!





He's really cute!!!
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HA! Just proves that chipmunks and men really are alike!
Indeed, with the exception that while I was befriending this little dude, the spouse was ignoring me and enthralled by pictures of tractors on his phone. At least I was getting some lovin' from the chipmunk.
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, the spouse was ignoring me and enthralled by pictures of tractors on his phone.
You sure it was tractors?
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I was befriending this little dude,
Did you find him in the wild?
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Ooohhhh! You showed some leg... THAT'S gonna get some response around here!
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Did you find him in the wild?
Yeah, he's a wild chipmunk. He was hanging out in the woodpile at the lake house this weekend. I decided he needed to be my friend. I bought his friendship with peanuts.

Hubby is tractor obsessed... I've threatened to get "John Deere" tattooed on my forehead to get him to look at me.
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Ooohhhh! You showed some leg... THAT'S gonna get some response around here!
There's a chipmunk in the pics too!
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You sure it was tractors?
That's funny SW my dad has a Tshirt that says "
She likes my tractor"
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SQ Nice Legs woohooo
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SQ Nice Legs woohooo
Ha! Thanks... but seriously, did you see the CHIPMUNK?!?!?
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Ha! Thanks... but seriously, did you see the CHIPMUNK?!?!?
Opps I missed it sorry
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Yeah, he's a wild chipmunk. He was hanging out in the woodpile at the lake house this weekend. I decided he needed to be my friend. I bought his friendship with peanuts.

Must be a male....best way to their hearts is through their stomach!
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There's a chipmunk in the pics too!
Around here, everyone is just gonna see legs and a bit of fur.....
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Ignore the tacky socks, I'd gone for a run and while I changed my clothes, I neglected to ditch the socks.
My first thought was actually that he's probably digging his little nails into your legs ... I was thinking about that much more than socks.

Nice pics.
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